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Topic: I'm quitting the chans.

I ♥ Indy™ !THANKS5vxA started this discussion 13 years ago #24,787

I know I have screwed around in life so far, and I am suffering for it. I thought I would live and die that way, never having much good. But, incredibly enough, I was offered a job today that takes advantage of my language training, pays very well, and is a serious, full-time, responsible job. I am so grateful that I cannot express it. I can, FINALLY, do something real and productive with my life. So I am going to devote my time and effort to making something of myself. I simply HAVE TO quit the chans. I might lurk for a moment from time to time, but I am out for good. Thanks to those of you who have been nice to me and encouraged me to do something with my life. Goodbye.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #381,362

> I was offered a job today that takes advantage of my language training, pays very well, and is a serious, full-time, responsible job
I thought that's what you were already doing in China, living the life of an international Swashbuckler-About-Townâ„¢ with a petrol scooter and innumerable Chinese girlfriends.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,363

You're here forever.

Whois !KimmoRQb9w joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,364

@381,362 (B)
This.

@OP
You'll never leave "the chans" – you're just trying to make a fake escape.

Why? I do not know...

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,366

> quitting the chans before quitting getting drunk and fapping to CP

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,367

Admins please confirm this is Matt, if so, please permaban him so he can actually do this. It's mental health.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,368

Maybe OP should apologize to the 16 y.o. he has sexually harassed.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,369

> Matt
> admitting his faults

@381,367 (F)
This. I find it hard to believe that this is really him, and if he's being genuine if it is him.

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,370

It's Matt.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,372

@381,368 (G)
> Maybe OP should apologize to the 16 y.o. he has sexually harassed.

This

@OP
Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about your stupid flounces. You've "quit the chans" so many times before, only to come back the next day drunkenly shitposting about Triptych's anus, that nobody believes you. Nobody likes you, nobody cares about you, and nobody is going to miss you. Nobody believes you're bound for success, either. Stop posting this crap and just leave already, FFS.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,373

@OP
Goodbye, Depressionman.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,376

@OP
Okay. See you in two days.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,377

See you next week, DM

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,382

> Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about your stupid flounces. You've "quit the chans" so many times before, only to come back the next day drunkenly shitposting about Triptych's anus, that nobody believes you. Nobody likes you, nobody cares about you, and nobody is going to miss you. Nobody believes you're bound for success, either. Stop posting this crap and just leave already, FFS.

QFT

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,385

@381,370 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
Okay. You get the admin message I sent?

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #381,392

Wait. I thought MAtt has 1.2 million dollars to open up a language school. I wonder how that fell through, after construction on the place had already started...

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #381,393

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #381,394

@381,385 (F)
what

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #381,396

@381,392 (J)
Most of that was no doubt used up paying off the Chinese Wine MAfia. The rest was stolen by a time-traveling sK who posed as a construction firm representative as part of an elaborate con game.

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #381,397

@previous (N)
damlol

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,399

@381,394 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
I lost the email for the " thing ". Check my info to see who I am. My email was purged and I lost the email you sent me with the log in stuff.

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,400

@previous (F)
Ohhh, sending.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,401

@previous (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
Thank you, becky. :)

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,403

@381,392 (J)

Newsflash: Matt lies. Almost nothing he says is true.

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,409

@previous (O)
I was being sarcastic, bud.

Oh and look! Fatfuck is already back shitposting pictures of Def on Scatchan

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,410

@previous (J)
> implying he stopped

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,412

@previous (L)
He may have passed out drunk for an hour.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,414

Image went missingOP

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,415

@previous (P)
whom's that?

!Y10E2dxRZA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,416

@OP

> I know I have screwed around in life so far, and I am suffering for it.

Suffering will be... Just before and after your upcoming birthday, the gifts...a plethora of unique objects & items mailed in your name, to so many you treasure or less so.

Please return after your birthday for additional surprises.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,419

@OP
@381,364 (Whois !KimmoRQb9w)
All this time in China, and all you have to show for it is messing with the internet. Is R/L in China that horrible? Sure you have your one light bulb hanging chandler.

A month ago the fake girlfriend. Recently you became a millionaire, building a language school. 15 years working towards a PhD program to teach French & you only qualify for ESL English.

Do you go out of your way to set yourself up for humiliation?

@381,392 (J)
One of 100,000 lies.

@381,403 (O)
> Newsflash: Matt lies. Almost nothing he says is true.

His story about one hanging light bulb is true.


@381,372 (J)
@OP
> Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about your stupid flounces. You've "quit the chans" so many times before, only to come back the next day drunkenly shitposting about Triptych's anus, that nobody believes >you. Nobody likes you, nobody cares about you, and nobody is going to miss you. Nobody believes you're bound for success, either. Stop posting this crap and just leave already, FFS.

10/10

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,422

@previous (S)

We noticed the lightbulb in his pictures, he was still bragging about the place being a "hotel for men".

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,423

@previous (T)
> "hotel for men".

Not really true. He had the company of roaches, lice & rats. (rounded up to reduce dinner costs)

Anonymous N replied with this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,424

@381,422 (T)
He obviously mistyped "hostel for drunks".

Anonymous O replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,427

@previous (N)

A hotel for men is where Elwood Blues lived in the movie.

!L.Xnbz68Q6 replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,430

@381,424 (N)
Long May Hydro Majestic Hotel Kunming Hotel Reviews
#14 BeiTsan Po,Beimeng Street, Kunming, China

Les then average budget hotel. OK not so clean room but no common spaces or laundry facilities, no WIFI in the room although there was an internet connection. There was an unfortunate horrendous sewage smell and the corridor ceiling outside our room, dripped raw sewage. US $13.35 per day.

Anonymous N replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,431

@381,427 (O)
Until Princess Leia blew it up...

Anonymous L replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,432

@381,422 (T)
*luxury hotel

damlol

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,603

@381,363 (C)

This.

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #381,616

Image went missingThese boards are all he has

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #381,636

@previous (J)
10/10

Anonymous L replied with this 13 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #382,817

lol

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #382,824

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Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #382,827

Matt would quit alcohol before he would quit the chans.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #382,830

@382,824 (X)
> (Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.).com
lolol

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #382,831

eye cant quit thee matt miller <3

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #382,854

@382,824 (X)
damlol

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #382,863

@382,831 (Syntax)

Bad Imposter very bad

Anonymous L replied with this 13 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #383,759

bump

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #383,784

Image went missing@previous (L)
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