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Topic: can't sleep

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 13 years ago #24,771

Tell me a bed time story please :3

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #381,173

once upon a time there was a faggot named postmortem who posted on an internet forum and never amounted to anything.

the end

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 seconds later, 57 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #381,174

john the narcissistic idiot died in a fire and nobody cared.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #381,175

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6t56U9tBg

Here's a lullaby

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,180

@381,173 (B)
Not gettin' too sleepy.

@381,174 (C)
Are you anonymous D in that other thread I made? And not sleepy ;(

@previous (D)
Thanks. I like the cure.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,183

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
yes. want to talk about it?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,188

@previous (C)
Not really. I've already allowed you to derail my other thread a bit.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,191

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
k

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,193

@381,188 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Once upon a time there was a graveyard. Empty grave in need of someone. Are you that special someone? Take this simple test to find out.

1: When you touch yourself do you feel alive?

2 If you do not feel alive, we have the resting space you need.

Now go to sleep and if you do not wake up...We are here for you.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,196

once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle
he was so ugly that everyone died
the end

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,197

@381,193 (E)
That was actually pretty creepy. Well done. Any more?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,199

Take three whiskeys and call me in the morning.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #381,207

Image went missing@381,197 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Yes.

When you go to sleep add a rag next to you for the dream this will induce.

TTEH !ofgFiCAWZM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,225

@OP
You are so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up your throat so you chocked on both the throbbing cock and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd whisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.
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