Minichan

@previous (B)
No, I'm not Matt, but thanks for caring anyway.

@previous (A)
Hey Matt, what do you think of the birthday present your relatives are going to receive soon?

@381,105 (A)
Yes you are, MAtt.

@previous (B)
Noperz

You don't have to be Matt to call Syntax out on all of the tall stories he tells.

@381,107 (C)
I am so looking forward to Fat Fucks birthday.

@previous (E)
what is he getting? a new camerae?

@previous (F)
Ghosts of Christmas past.
Seriously

@previous (G)
So he will investigate them and put a report on his website with no "borrowed" images whatsoever?

I, for one, would like to see him trot out the "that was planted on the Internet in the past" excuse again because the story about sK in a time machine never gets old.

@previous (H)
And the threat of a "friendly visit" from the "Wine MAfia" that follows.

@OP

> Can you tell us again about the time that it took two Los Angeles SWAT teams and a police helicopter to get your girlfriend to leave your house?

Yes simple enough n short version.

1:After viewing someThing cooking in a pot on the Stove, when she came home from work. (Teacher of LA unified 3rd grade class) I asked her to leave.

2: She knew I was super serious and called her mother to come over (Mom had never been over in the 3.5 years)

3: I left the Condo and hit market for box's for her to pack up her stuff.

4: It was a very hot night and when I came home and saw her Mom there I left and went to the beach to hang out on the sand. Mass of people out late at night so it was extra super hot in MDR.

5: There until about 2AM and come home and THEY were UP I was sweaty and wanted to go to bed so I took a shower up stairs and while drying off and still total nakkid Mom came in to talk. Mom tried to talk me in2 letting Daughter stay. Mom had no clue what was in the pot on the stove so I told Mom ( I b still total nakkid) Told Mom and MoM was a good Catholic Woman and is still around in her 90's.
Mom found the Pot and understood more then I am going to share with any of you who are not on email with me - If you are just mail and I will tell you wot was in the Pot.

6: So I go to bed and fall sleep fast exhausted.

7: I wake up and go downstairs about 7AM and MoM and GF are on the couch talking and box's I left for them to pack are EMPTY.

8: I FORGET a few details but that's like 3 minutes of chat. I do know I pointed out box's and asked Y no packing?

9: GF proceeds to open Front door and then back patio door. So look at this image of the Channel and Boat Basins and look at middle of image left middle side.

10: GF then goes to the front open door and YELLS AT TOP OF LUNGS -- He is trying to KILL ME and proceeds to back patio and Yells he is trying to KILL ME.

11: She is calm as can be during this stuff and goes from door to door and YELLS HE IS TRYING TO KILL ME while Me and MoM sit on couch in living room.

So if you know how 911 works???? Sound travels super well over Water and no wind so Sound traveled over several basins as people called 911

For them who don't know 911. On a Land Line 911 shows the operator your exact address with some details of location. So imagine several 911 operators who each have address's of callers spread OUT over my Basin as well as the ones on either side and beyond the other sides. Police having no way to GEO locate where to go. Limited very limited Sheriff force. Maybe 5 cars total?

Couple of facts or 3 ya need to know. MdR is LA County unincorporated. So its Los Angeles but not directly LA City so LA Cops no cover so its left to LA County Sheriff. They also have a Harbor Patrol with boats n Sirens with Harbor cops with guns. ( they were there but not active participants )

I do not know Y? but Traffic is handled by Highway Patrol which you only see on Freeways in LA with that exception of MdR.

MdR if you look at a Map is directly next to Venice which is LA Cop jurisdiction. This is 2 minutes max of Venice 2 MdR

So with no way to GEO locate the YELLER HE IS GOING TO KILL ME a Call for multiple agencies was put out.

Multiple Helicopters but was it 2 or 3 or 4?

Venice Police station a few minutes away. So two Swat teams called out - Sheriffs Swat and LAPD Swat and Mostly Highway Patrol for helicopter support.

12: I and MoM on couch real real quiet and GF acting very calm cept whe she SCREAMED HE IS KILLING ME

13: Swat team from Sheriffs on one side and LAPD Swat team on other side with Shot Guns and mass of guns drawn and the head guy who came the OPEN DOOR and Asked who is being hurt here?

MoM and I said NADA not one word to cop.

14: GF looks at Head Cop n holds up her finger ---- I KID YOU NOT SHE SHOWED THEM A HANGNAIL!!! Cop again turns to us and ask who is at fault here!!! I was frankly ready to stand up and hold out hands for arrest. I thought it was all over for me for a bit.

15: But Honest MoM Speaks up and says no one is being hurt and that I yes ME had done nothing.

Its a loooong story about the next hour and yes they were ready to take her away in cuffs but I DID not want it to end that way. So I talked the cops out of arrest and they gave her 5 minutes to pack and I negotiated for 30 which was a HUGE Mistrake!!!!

Cops both Swat teams and this was a Sunday AM - They sat on lawn and waited for GF to pack up and move out.


She was one hell of a GREAT LOOKING GF with one Hell of a fit body and could go all night long in bed and then after breakfast make special requests. But the baby she wanted was a no go for me nor could I see my way to marry her.

Couples counseling on that issue got me Nada.

That is a very accurate account.

@previous (E)
That's the short version?

Ideas about what was in the pot:
1. A hearty beef and vegetable stew
2. Her mother's liposuctioned fat that she had been saving for a boob job but which you had thoughtlessly boiled down to make soap
3. A satellite
4. A severed penis
5. Your severed penis
6. Castor bean husks being boiled down to make ricin for an upcoming terrorist attack
7. Her aborted fetus
8. Durian fruit
9. The gateway to another, alternate universe
10. Kraftâ„¢ Macaroni and Cheese

@previous (H)

I think it was drugs.

@previous (J)
How mundane.

I would have much preferred something like "Marsellus Wallace's soul" or "Foreskins! It was full of foreskins."

Dang I wrote a reply to a few re post but that post must contain a banned someThing cause the software refuses to accept it.

Will examine n try n figure out wot that could be n try later =- Serious glitch with a brand new Satellite will tie me up for many an hour so byyyyyyyyy 4 now.

Weird as I get the tubes twisted error on occasion but have never seen the error message I got with multiple tries of the reply

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

trying the reply in parts to c where software rejects

@381,223 (H)
List does contain an element of wot was in pot but not a clue nuff for ya 2No

@381,222 (I)
> That's the short version?

Agree as its more accurate as the long version it is....As an answer to the Topic Question so it does not contain STUFF later during that day.

1: Brand new Porsche broken in2 with attempt to drive it off as SHE had a key. She did not have the alarm code and Sheriff came with red lights but she hid but I dare not say where.

2: Later that day Sheriff Homicide Detectives showed with with county coroner and then additional LAPD crime scene and Detectives were all over the place. (Hint the Pot)

ah its someThing in 3:0 and will examine later content to see wot r04r does not like in content

@previous (Syntax)

Why don't you just put it in pastebin and link it