Topic: Overall, Pepsi is better than Coke.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #24,753

Discuss.

This is a metaphor, of course.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #380,855

Their vending machines have more than one lightbulb illuminating the possible product choices, so thats a plus.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,856

@previous (B)
Yes, and Pepsi is far more trustworthy.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 0 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,857

Yes, my findings support this hypothesis.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,858

disagree

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,861

@380,857 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Could you explain?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,862

Fuck you, you fucking fucker, Pepsi is fucking shit. Fuck.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,863

@380,861 (A)
I'm a psychologist who has been carrying out a long-term covert psychological study on this website in order to gauge the overall perception of Coke and Pepsi. After gathering lots of data, I can confidently conclude that Pepsi is percieved by most to be the superior soft drink.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,864

@380,862 (E)
> Fuck you, you fucking fucker, Pepsi is the fucking shit. Fuck.
fify

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,869

China so thrilling a place to be. Odd how with all that excitement Fat Fuck ends up on internet night and day.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #380,882

Pepsi sucks.

Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #380,920

Diet Coke is superior.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #380,932

yeah

Anonymous J double-posted this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #380,933

@380,920 (Green)
gross

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #380,998

I don't drink caffeine, so I'm out of this discussion.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,007

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
They make caffeine free Coca-Cola. As in the regular stuff, not the aspartame swill.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,012

@380,998 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Are you Mormon?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,120

Truth is that yours trooly used to own majority share stock in COKE and made...well, let's just say billions.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,122

KL is our resident expert on this topic. Searching for the phrase "Coke or Pepsi" in past Minichan threads will reveal that the claim made in @380,863 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) is, in fact, backed up by an extensive amount of informal research.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #381,200

@381,007 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
Yeah that stuff is pretty legit.

@381,012 (M)
No.