Topic: My mom is a dumb bitch.

yourboy started this discussion 13 years ago #24,745

So my mom is all like "Hey anon why don't you clean you're room." So I tell that dumb cunt "My name isn't anon, it's Steve. And it's 'your' not 'you're', 'you're' is a contraction that means 'you are'; I'm not a room you dumb cunt." So then my mom starts crying and shit so I punch that bitch in the titty. Man I gotta go take a shit now in my fucking gold toilet encrusted with diamonds, I shit on diamonds nigger. Fuck you, I'm out.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later[^] [v] #380,772

threads grate

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,774

> yourboy
Fucking idiot. There should be a space between "your" and "boy" to show that they are different words. You do not randomly combine words...

"your" should be "Your" as it is the beginning of a sentence. You chantard cancer scum are getting stupider every day...

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,776

@OP

>'your' not 'you're', 'you're'

Texting resoves all of that.

"Ur" works for all cases in one decade Ur will replace the rest. Brain can figure out wots wot.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,778

@previous (D)
Kimmo would have fucking loved you. Your brain-damaged style of typing would have given him a goddamn aneurysm.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,780

@380,774 (C)
Kimmo always capitalized Chantard or Chantards...

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,781

@previous (E)
Shitlisting myself now. Will check into a hospital today so that they can treat me for my obvious psychopathy and brain cancer.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,783

@380,778 (C)
On occasion I would hit Kimmo with a perfect paragraph. First sentence of 2nd paragraph I wood really fuck it up just for him. He wood rage on and on and when I typed Wood instead of Would he had brain crash.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,784

@previous (D)
Ha, that actually sounds like an excellent way to piss him off.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,787

@previous (C)
Kimmo did accept my Dyslexia as a valid excuse for my messed up text speek. But to piss him off I wood go anon with a proxy just to make his day with Inglish.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,788

i wonder if kimmo ever appreciated the irony of being a non-english english grammar nazi

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,789

@previous (F)
Via email with him ONLY - Turns out he had a profound love for one of my two most Fav of Authors. One of his top three USA was Samuel Clemens as Mark Twain.

So I played it real slow and cool in mail discussions of Twain. Then in open on his chan I waited for Kimmo to rag on about someones spelling or english and then hit the chan with famous Twain quotes about how worthless English grammar and spelling rules were. But I did NOT say who the author was. Then after Kimmo went full on the rag I showed him they were all by Samuel Clemens and maybe for the first tyme ever Kimmo just stopped commenting. He also never emailed me again lol.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #380,790

@380,787 (Syntax)
@previous (Syntax)
I'm not sure I believe you. Can anyone else verify what he's claiming?

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