Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#24,631
It occurs as the unintended result of a Craigslist orgy organized by a desperate, fat, sweaty college dropout while his parents are away. The only other person who showed up was a creepy guy 20 years his senior who brought a twelve-pack of cheap mixed drinks and a bouquet of weeds he picked during the two-state trip over. Unfortunately, both of them live with very, very conservative parents and they wind up living out of the older guy's van. They eventually wind up getting married due to some obscure law that will allow them to register the van as an address so they can pursue their half-baked ventures selling jury-rigged realdolls and also life-sized Barbies for the kiddies.