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Topic: My balls hurt

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #24,419

I'm not going to get into details, but a toddler punched me in the balls today and it fucking hurt spectacularly. That was about 4 hours ago now and they still ache like a motherfucker. Is this normal? I hope no lasting damage has been done...

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #377,915

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Wall of text spam, trying to ruin thread about a serious topic, urgent medical advice required etc

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,916

Does anyone here know who @OP is? I cannot figure it out.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,918

@previous (D)
I am posting as "anonymous" and you should respect that.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,919

@previous (A)
That doesn't answer my question.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,920

@previous (D)
Respect my privacy.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,921

@previous (A)
Not happening.

Does anyone here know who @OP could possibly be???

jibbajabba joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,922

you probably shouldn't have been masturbating at the time you sicko!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,923

@377,916 (D)
> "anonymous"
> respect my privacy
> a toddler was involved
Obviously it's to4str.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,925

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Whom is to4str?

ianpss joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #377,935

do some squats, i think that helps.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #377,937

@377,922 (jibbajabba)
What? Obviously I wasn't fucking masturbating. But I punched his balls after he did it to me, that little bastard.

@377,925 (D)
Who? What?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #377,977

@previous (A)
That's not fair. He was probably acting in self defense. I hope you go to prison for sexually assaulting a child.

And as much as I want you to suffer in prison, I hope they give you an internet connection anyway because I would love to hear you whining while locked up.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,005

sup walter

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,029

@377,977 (H)
I didn't assault the fucking child. The child assaulted me you dumb fuck. He punched me in the balls then started laughing when I was in immense pain. How else am I supposed to teach a toddler this is unacceptable? My bollocks still hurt today...

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,060

@previous (A)
So, what you're saying is the toddler didn't consent to your advances?

beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,061

@previous (J)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,062

@378,060 (J)
Toddlers are fucking stupid and do stuff for no reason. He cried after I poked his little ball-sac in retaliation. You have to teach kids what is and what is not acceptable.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,063

@previous (A)
I wish that poor little boy would have stabbed you in your beer gut. I love how you think the way to teach children not to be violent, is to hit them.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,065

@previous (K)
Listen, under any normal circumstances I would not hurt the child. However on this occasion he really crossed the line and it was nessesary. I love how you fucking hypocrites take pity on him, when I'm the one still in pain from his fucking actions. I'm going to see a doctor if this isn't sorted by tomorrow.

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,066

@previous (A)
Did he say anything before he hit you?

Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,067

@378,062 (A)
Clearly, he didn't consent and you're butthurt over the rejection. Maybe you aren't his type. When a person doesn't consent, the other person needs to accept that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,069

@378,066 (K)
No. He just walked over and punched me then started laughing when I was visibly in pain. Like a sadistic little devil child...

@previous (J)
Wasn't trying anything sexual buddy. If I wanted I could easily overpower him anyway.

Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,078

@previous (A)
Are English boys easier to rape than Cambodian boys?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #378,085

@previous (J)
You don't have to rape kids in Asia. You just have to pay $4 per night (per shota).

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #378,451

@OP
sup to4str
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