Topic: how to make easy money on the road
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 14 years ago #24,384
1. drive the limit
2. wait for someone to tailgate your ass
3. brake as hard as you can
4. tell the victim that you'll not call the insurance company (if the damage is livable) if they pay you hundreds of dollars as a bribe
Be careful, you could get a ticket for reckless driving if you live outside of deer country.
2. wait for someone to tailgate your ass
3. brake as hard as you can
4. tell the victim that you'll not call the insurance company (if the damage is livable) if they pay you hundreds of dollars as a bribe
Be careful, you could get a ticket for reckless driving if you live outside of deer country.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #377,449
There is also a chance of discovering injuries (neck/back) after the incident that would cost more money to fix.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,450
Inb4 Op understands Uninsured Motorist clauses are there for a reason.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,452
@377,449 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
you don't have to break to stop, just brake hard enough to cause a collision with the scumbag that won't get off your ass or pass
@previous (squeegee)
inb4 squeegee understands that illegal immigrants just don't live this far north
unless they're from canada
you don't have to break to stop, just brake hard enough to cause a collision with the scumbag that won't get off your ass or pass
@previous (squeegee)
inb4 squeegee understands that illegal immigrants just don't live this far north
unless they're from canada
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,454
squeegee replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,457
@377,452 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You act like no one in the history of automobiles has ever thought to stop short and cause a collision. Unfortunately, if they are uninsured you're shit out of luck. You call your own insurance, make a claim, and watch your rates hike as your shit gets fixed on the cheap.
If they actually do have insurance, then they'll laugh at your "offer," call their insurance, and you still get to watch your rates hike even though you "aren't at fault." they don't care, you're just a 16 year old getting into wrecks.
The reason you have insurance is so you don't have to go around handing money to people. All you'll be doing is raising everyones insurance premiums, and you won't make a dime.
You act like no one in the history of automobiles has ever thought to stop short and cause a collision. Unfortunately, if they are uninsured you're shit out of luck. You call your own insurance, make a claim, and watch your rates hike as your shit gets fixed on the cheap.
If they actually do have insurance, then they'll laugh at your "offer," call their insurance, and you still get to watch your rates hike even though you "aren't at fault." they don't care, you're just a 16 year old getting into wrecks.
The reason you have insurance is so you don't have to go around handing money to people. All you'll be doing is raising everyones insurance premiums, and you won't make a dime.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,461
@previous (squeegee)
But the point is to cause a not-at-fault collision, not to total the car. And if they are uninsured, then they can either pay the bribe or pay a fine for driving without insurance. And my rates won't go up because I drive cautiously, have a perfect record and live in deer country so braking hard will be seen as a way of avoiding a deer.
But the point is to cause a not-at-fault collision, not to total the car. And if they are uninsured, then they can either pay the bribe or pay a fine for driving without insurance. And my rates won't go up because I drive cautiously, have a perfect record and live in deer country so braking hard will be seen as a way of avoiding a deer.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,462
> i drive now
> i have a car
> i'm talking about things drivers do
> weee
> i have a car
> i'm talking about things drivers do
> weee
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,463
@377,461 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You think the fact you keep getting ass-rammed by other cars on the open road will make you look like a good driver?
@previous (D)
LOLthis
You think the fact you keep getting ass-rammed by other cars on the open road will make you look like a good driver?
@previous (D)
LOLthis
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Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #377,465
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #377,469
@377,461 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> But the point is to cause a not-at-fault collision, not to total the car. And if they are uninsured, then they can either pay the bribe or pay a fine for driving without insurance.
unless the car is totaled the police won't come. there wouldn't be a fine or anything. once you file a claim with your insurance company they will attempt to sue the responsible driver. this will likely fail, and the cost ultimately gets passed along to you in the form of a rate hike. but they'll pay a body shop to replace your bumper and rear quarter panels right now.
> And my rates won't go up because I drive cautiously, have a perfect record and live in deer country so braking hard will be seen as a way of avoiding a deer.
you're 16, your record is laughable, noob. get in a wreck, i dare you. your rates will double, instantly.
also, i'll add that if you did claim to see a deer then it's a no-fault collision. it was a wreck resulting from a deer crossing. a no fault collision would mean you take care of your own, so that's a rate hike.
pretty much anything you do, wreck-wise, will lead to insane insurance costs.
promise.
> But the point is to cause a not-at-fault collision, not to total the car. And if they are uninsured, then they can either pay the bribe or pay a fine for driving without insurance.
unless the car is totaled the police won't come. there wouldn't be a fine or anything. once you file a claim with your insurance company they will attempt to sue the responsible driver. this will likely fail, and the cost ultimately gets passed along to you in the form of a rate hike. but they'll pay a body shop to replace your bumper and rear quarter panels right now.
> And my rates won't go up because I drive cautiously, have a perfect record and live in deer country so braking hard will be seen as a way of avoiding a deer.
you're 16, your record is laughable, noob. get in a wreck, i dare you. your rates will double, instantly.
also, i'll add that if you did claim to see a deer then it's a no-fault collision. it was a wreck resulting from a deer crossing. a no fault collision would mean you take care of your own, so that's a rate hike.
pretty much anything you do, wreck-wise, will lead to insane insurance costs.
promise.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #377,470
It's called a swoop and stop, and it's a very common scam.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #377,472
@377,469 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Psh, what do you know? You're just an experienced driver. Walter is a teen prodigy who knows everything.
Psh, what do you know? You're just an experienced driver. Walter is a teen prodigy who knows everything.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #377,475
@OP
It's funny because you're racist and about as smart as the average nigger.
It's funny because you're racist and about as smart as the average nigger.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #377,477
i remember when i was 16 i had this car and the transmission was slipping, and one day i tried to cross a road in front of a bus turning out of traffic. it blocked my view of the road, and another vehicle came barreling past the bus and ran over my front end. it obliterated his front axle. so anyway i went around saying, "yeah, well, i fucked up my car, but at least insurance will fix my transmission."
i didn't know what liability insurance was, at the time.
i also didn't understand that insurance didn't just magically fix everything wrong with the car.
my insurance paid for damages to his truck.
i was left bumperless and still had to rebuild the transmission.
you learn your lessons.
i didn't know what liability insurance was, at the time.
i also didn't understand that insurance didn't just magically fix everything wrong with the car.
my insurance paid for damages to his truck.
i was left bumperless and still had to rebuild the transmission.
you learn your lessons.
beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #377,494
Derp.