Topic: Hi. I'm a republican.
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #24,323
I hate those democratic black bastards that are raised by single moms, but I am against abortions. I hate the decadent media, but I support the Jews. I am pro-life, but I support the death penalty. I hate government handouts, but I can't live without my social security and medicare. I support farmers, but hate food stamps that act as subsidies for these farmers. I hate the unions, but I am protected in the workplace as a result of union actions. I am against gay marriage because of the sanctity of marriage, but I have been through divorce court twice!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #376,863
i hate party polarization
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,866
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,867
the part about the jews was a bit weird but yes they are bastards
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,870
damlol
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #376,890
> I hate those democratic black bastards that are raised by single moms,
No lol.
> I hate the decadent media,
No, they love their Fox.
> but I support the Jews.
lolwalter. The correct term is "Israel".
> I am pro-life, but I support the death penalty.
They are against killing innocent people, and not opposed to killing guilty people. What hypocrisy!
> I hate government handouts, but I can't live without my social security and medicare.
They are the only ones willing to reform it.
> I support farmers, but hate food stamps that act as subsidies for these farmers.
lolwhat repubs love their ag subsidies.
> I hate the unions, but I am protected in the workplace as a result of union actions.
Or they are chronically unemployed because of union actions.
> I am against gay marriage because of the sanctity of marriage, but I have been through divorce court twice!
Democratic voters are more likely to have divorced their partner.
No lol.
> I hate the decadent media,
No, they love their Fox.
> but I support the Jews.
lolwalter. The correct term is "Israel".
> I am pro-life, but I support the death penalty.
They are against killing innocent people, and not opposed to killing guilty people. What hypocrisy!
> I hate government handouts, but I can't live without my social security and medicare.
They are the only ones willing to reform it.
> I support farmers, but hate food stamps that act as subsidies for these farmers.
lolwhat repubs love their ag subsidies.
> I hate the unions, but I am protected in the workplace as a result of union actions.
Or they are chronically unemployed because of union actions.
> I am against gay marriage because of the sanctity of marriage, but I have been through divorce court twice!
Democratic voters are more likely to have divorced their partner.