Honestly, you can go in ahead and post some bullshit on how I should stay alive or how stupid I'm being on asking or suggesting this as a forum or whatever, but just know you'll just be wasting your time and my time, mostly yours. If you were smart you'll just give me the information I need& we are done, then I'm happily done living in hell or where ever ill end up, since I really dont believe in heaven or hell, but ill just entertain the words. Lets make it fun, I want to be able to find humor in this suggestions too, however them being completely serious .
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#376,830
Superglue your hand to your head, and tie a steel wire around your neck.
Tie the other end of the steel wire onto a bridge and jump down.
The wire should slice through your neck with your head still being superglued to your hand.
When you hit the ground it'll look like you ripped your head out with your hand and still holding it.
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,839
if i was smart i would ignore the thread and save me more time
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,845
> Superglue your hand to your head, and tie a steel wire around your neck. > Tie the other end of the steel wire onto a bridge and jump down. > > The wire should slice through your neck with your head still being superglued to your hand. > When you hit the ground it'll look like you ripped your head out with your hand and still holding it.
Haha Ok that was funny
Death double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,858
> if i was smart i would ignore the thread and save me more time
So you're stupid ? Ok.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,859
You are not even close to being the biggest fuckup on the board (unless you're Leonidas, in which case, please kill yourself). Whatever's bothering you won't really matter in the long run. We love you!!!
Death replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,862
> You are not even close to being the biggest fuckup on the board (unless you're Leonidas, in which case, please kill yourself). Whatever's bothering you won't really matter in the long run. We love you!!!
Sir or Mam , you don't even know me.
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,865
@previous (Death)
No but unless you committed some heinous crime, you probably shouldn't kill yourself.
Death replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,881
> No but unless you committed some heinous crime, you probably shouldn't kill yourself.
I've committed the crime of being born, and being a burden to everyone around me. I've committed a crime of being myself, and not having anybody to understand me. I've committed a crime of being on the otherwise of the ropes than my family. I'm a sin to this world. So there are my reasons. Now like I said, instead of being against my will just give me suggestions. It's a waste of time.
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,885
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#376,924
I got a challenge for the faggot known as @OP tho.
Seems like you really got nothing to lose, and obviously some spare time on your hands.
Why not plan a huge robbery, empty a bank, a casino or something in that order ($10.000.000 or more).
Bring your suicide method with you, so if you're about to get caught, end it.
If you don't get caught, such an amount of money should bring back some sense into your life.
Suicide is for the weak. Do something that'll count.