Topic: help with christmas gift idea

squeegee !first/o5zA started this discussion 14 years ago #24,316

i don't know what to get my 13 year old nephew. All the other kids are little, so they're easy.
But what to get a 13 year old? He's old enough to recognize crappy presents for what they are.
i like being cool uncle Boutros.
and i won't be cool anymore if i get him pokemon or a transformer or something "uncool."
can't get him games, i'm sure his parents got him all the games he wanted.

maybe just cash money. think he's finally old enough to appreciate cash money, or will he just blow it all on candy and pogs?

pic related: it's how old i feel when shopping for kids toys.

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #376,765

Does he read? Get him a 79$ kindle.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,768

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
he does have one. he has every electronic thing out there.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,769

Does he smoke? Get him a 100$ cigar.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,772

@previous (C)
i don't think so, but maybe he'd like to start? what's a good starter cigar for a 13 year old?
oh, you know what, can't do a cigar. he has a mother.

Green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,773

A dildo.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,774

> think he's finally old enough to appreciate cash money, or will he just blow it all on candy and pogs?

There is no age where someone will be given cash money and they will suddenly not blow it on stupid things.

Also >asking this on xmas eve

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,776

@previous (E)
the pressure helps me stay focused

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #376,777

@376,774 (E)
oh, and are you a proponent of cash money? or no

Deepvag !!jpXM+y7I0 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #376,779

Get him a deep vag

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #376,781

@OP

Hmm... maybe a " retro " thing? Like an old game system. And money.

Deepvag !!jpXM+y7I0 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #376,784

You maybe get young youth a music thing? Starter guitar kit?

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #376,785

@376,777 (squeegee !first/o5zA)

Yes give him money

Or a sandwich toaster

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #376,823

a check for .99 cents.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #376,824

@OP
Buy him some weed and a sneak-a-toke.

Minichan