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Topic: Anyone here know how to fix an aftermarket stereo system?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #24,216

The subwoofers have all burnt out and I'd rather not have to pay any more money into this monetary sinkhole by taking it to a mechanic.

doctor sonic md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #375,735

just replace them?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,737

paint it red?

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,739

well, if they're just bad subwoofers then you can simply unhook them, or if the stereo has enough features you can turn the input to zero or whatever. if you've got an actual subwoofer then you probably have a decent set of mids which can pick up the lows and you'll have a fine sounding system once you adjust it. you'll just go without the big thumps until you replace the subs.

now, it's possible, since you're to4str and a chav, that you have mistaken subwoofer as a general term meaning "any car sterio speaker," in which case you have fully blown all your speakers. your only hope is to stab them with a screw driver until they quit buzzing.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,741

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,743

I just don't get it. It's a fucking BMW, why the fuck would the speakers burn out after normal usage?

doctor sonic md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,744

@previous (A)
define normal

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,746

@previous (doctor sonic md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Normal, meaning, actually using the damn thing.

doctor sonic md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,750

@previous (A)
at the highest possible volumes all the time?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #375,753

@previous (doctor sonic md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Not at all. I'd have it at above-average volume levels, but not full blast. These speakers shouldn't burn out like this.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #375,757

@375,739 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
> you'll just go without the big thumps
The problem is this:

The chav definition of "car stereo" is: A clever device to draw attention to oneself while annoying as many people as possible.

They don't actually use them to listen to music; that is not the point. So, a car stereo that isn't making those big thumps is therefore "broken" in their eyes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #375,759

@previous (C)
Even if my stereo is broken, I'll still be able to listen to the fine music churned out by my BMW's aftermarket exhaust. Can you say the same?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #375,761

@previous (A)
> aftermarket exhaust
Well, you seem to have solved the problem by finding another device to annoy people while attention whoring down the street. Why do you even need a stereo?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #375,763

@previous (C)
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my high-performance engine, the screeching white-walled tires and the crackling sound of a formerly-perfect subwoofer.

doctor sonic md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #375,764

@previous (A)

> the screeching white-walled tires
what is this 1948

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,767

@375,759 (A)
You're not exactly helping your case that you're not a fucking obnoxious chav right now.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,769

@previous (F)
You're not exactly helping your case that you're a total fucking wanker that needs to get fucked. Fuck off unless you're going to provide actual advice.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,781

@previous (A)
I could, but it involves not being a dumbass chav, so you're not going to listen to it anyway.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,784

try driving it through the fence

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,785

@previous (H)
But then won't all the hedgehogs get through?

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,789

@previous (G)
he could always make them drink his cum-milk

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 45 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,791

@previous (H)
They might enjoy it and thank him.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,950

I'm not to4str, you fucking idiots.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,952

Cover it in jam.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,953

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Cover your face with drain cleaner.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,954

@previous (A)
Get fucked.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,959

Because BMW, and BMW sucks.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,961

threads grate

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,964

@previous (E)
i know right

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,966

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
That was a good to4stt impression.

A little too good...

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,967

Image went missing@375,964 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #376,021

@375,964 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
@375,966 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah, I have to admit, that was damn good. You had me fooled. Especially the knee-jerk reaction when anyone said something he wouldn't like. That was spot on.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #376,055

@375,964 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
how much time did you spend on this???

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #380,009

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
I thought I went a bit overboard with the white-walled tires thing.

DXMeowth joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #380,036

TL;DR

@OP
Tell me exactly what you need.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #380,052

@previous (DXMeowth)
tl;dr @OP is trolling

DXMeowth replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #380,065

@previous (M)
Disappointing.
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