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postmortem (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#375,449
@375,440 (C)
I never claimed I'd be giving advice.
postmortem (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#375,450
@375,443 (D)
People pay for friendship a lot. Rent-a-friend, escorts, etc.
I'm offering a service where the customer gets to have the perfect conversation. He doesn't have to take me into consideration or talk about subjects of mutual interest. He doesn't have to build a rapport or bother with small talk. It's all up to the customer.
Green replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#375,462
I'm sick of your shit. I'm sick of always being put down by you. I know this isn't all that insulting, and you're just expressing an opinion. But this on top of nearly everything you say to me is getting annoying. I don't deserve to just be talked to like I'm shit constantly. Stop it, thanks.
beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#375,497
@previous (postmortem)
Okay. What's your discount for minichan users? I'd probably be nicer if I had a Friend to talk to.
postmortem (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#375,498
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#375,589
I actually read that ad before you posted this topic and by the time I read the second sentence, I already knew a Minichanner made the ad. Nice try, though.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#375,590
@previous (K)
Nice try? No, this is a serious venture. I will talk to you on the phone for money.
No phone sex though. That's gross.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#375,649
Anonymous L double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#375,650
there are some flaws in your ad
- You are in complete control of the conversation for the entirety of our session.
- I reserve the right to decline discussion of a topic.
complete control means you can't control anything because that would deny me my complete and utter motherfucking control of the conversation
apart from that some typos and grammar errors are forgiven, but do not give me complete control to later take it away with some bullshit disclaimer nonsense
outragious