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Topic: What grinds my gears: The way Americans pronounce "aluminum"

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #24,178

It's stupid and it makes you sound stupid. The British pronunciation is correct, the American mispronunciation is just hilarious and embarrassing. Stop it.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #375,277

We pronounce it 'a-loo-min-um', you got a problem with that? The only other pronunciation I know of is 'al-you-mini-um' which is just wrong.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,279

I'm a pissy little faggot and I like to smoke cocks all day.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,282

@375,277 (B)

> We pronounce it 'a-loo-min-um'

Yes, that is patently incorrect and makes you sound foolish. I suggest you stop that immediately and revert to the alternative pronunciation.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #375,286

@previous (A)
If your're pronouncing it aluminium instead of aluminum then stop spelling it wrong you fucktard.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,305

The American pronunciation makes it sounds like some sort of luminous metal.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,310

> people that dont know ipa discussing how to pronounce things

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,314

@OP
sup to4str

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 55 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,332

I sometimes say aluminum the British way just to throw people off. It totally works.

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,347

Y-O-U M-A-D B-R-O

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,359

Don't you just love the way Americans strive to master the mother tongue and so often fail miserable both in their spelling and pronunciation; and then try to explain to the British how it should be done. Lol Amurika

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,363

@previous (I)
> fail miserable
butthurt illiterate britfag detected.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,366

@375,359 (I)
Exactly. Americans were too lazy to invent their own language so they decided to hijack and bastardize ours, adjusting the pronunciation of words then accusing us of pronouncing those words wrong.

postmortem joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,368

The word "aluminum" Does look like it would be pronounced the American way. That being said neither version is internationally correct, if you're an american say "A loo mi num". If you're british say "A loo minium". Linguistic elitism is pretty stupid.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,369

@375,366 (A)
Lol what? English is a bastard tongue to begin with, you stole most of your words from other languages, scrambled the grammer, and yet you still have yhe audacity to say americans stole it from you?

Lol, i think the romans, the germans, the french and spanish would like a word with you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,372

@previous (squeegee)
That's like saying a song is bastardized because all of the words in the lyrics and the chords have been used before.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,374

It is pronounced as "alumininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininium". Thanks.

squeegee replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,448

@375,372 (A)
Not really even the same thing, since everyone knows English is a bastard language. Ask a linguist, english is just a grab bag of words from other languages.
Stop being so mad that english culture ripped off everyone since the romans.

You even stole their pagan winter solstice celebration, nothing about english culture is truly unique.

squeegee double-posted this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,451

No wait, monacles and umbrellas with swords in them. Those things are unique to english culture. But i bet even umbrella has it's root word in latin or something.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,452

@375,369 (squeegee)

> you stole most of your words from other languages

fucking pirates amirite lol

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,458

@375,448 (squeegee)
....and you followed us except you couldn't quite manage the culture bit and your "history" is a bit short too.

squeegee replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,487

@previous (I)
Yeah, but our short history is filled with awesomeness.
who dropped a nuke?
We did.

Fats !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #375,489

@375,451 (squeegee)

> monacles and umbrellas with swords in them

Fucking lol.
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