Topic: I crapped at a restaurant.
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #24,160
So I went to the Cheesecake Factory last night, and it was a wondrous experience. The service was good. The food was tasty, and the whole night was pretty delightful — even during the hour we sat at the bar downing gin and tonics while waiting for our table.
At the end of the meal i had to take a wicked dump. I had brought enough toilet paper for the evening. While I had wet wipes on me, I kept an eye on how much I was using throughout the evening and knew how much I had on me. As my partner made paid for the meal, I duck-walked to the restroom and left the restroom a thoroughly clogged before we left.
At the end of the meal i had to take a wicked dump. I had brought enough toilet paper for the evening. While I had wet wipes on me, I kept an eye on how much I was using throughout the evening and knew how much I had on me. As my partner made paid for the meal, I duck-walked to the restroom and left the restroom a thoroughly clogged before we left.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #375,154
You take toilet paper with you on a date? You go to Restaurants that don't have toilet paper in their loos. You count the number of sheets you use. Are you a Health and Safety Nut or summat.
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