Topic: The most pointless animal: Cats
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #24,124
Cats are stupid animals that just go around shitting on other peoples property (or in a litter tray, if you only keep your cat indoors you have reached maximum retardation). They are dumb and pointless fucking animals that serve no purpose. Only stupid people are obsessed with their cats and anything to do with cats. If you own a cat all your clothes and furniture is getting covered with disgusting cat hair, and inevitably shit/saliva/puke from the little shit.
Dogs on the other hand serve countless useful purposes. Herding sheep, guarding property, smelling drugs and explosives, confronting an attacker armed with a gun or knife. A properly trained dog can even drive a manual transmission car, which makes them officially smarter than the majority of America. Watch this if you don't believe me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chrzpnL1OEM
In conclusion, cats used to serve a purpose by feeding themselves and catching small animals. Nowadays they are domesticated, pointless animals that serve no purpose other than to irritate. I've flattened two cats with my car and nothing of value was lost on either occasion.
Dogs on the other hand serve countless useful purposes. Herding sheep, guarding property, smelling drugs and explosives, confronting an attacker armed with a gun or knife. A properly trained dog can even drive a manual transmission car, which makes them officially smarter than the majority of America. Watch this if you don't believe me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chrzpnL1OEM
In conclusion, cats used to serve a purpose by feeding themselves and catching small animals. Nowadays they are domesticated, pointless animals that serve no purpose other than to irritate. I've flattened two cats with my car and nothing of value was lost on either occasion.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #374,645
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,646
@OP
> Cats are stupid animals
not very
> that just go around shitting on other peoples property (or in a litter tray, if you only keep your cat indoors you have reached maximum retardation).
sorry i keep my cat inside to keep it alive
> They are dumb and pointless fucking animals that serve no purpose.
companionship, aesthetic to appreciate
> Only stupid people are obsessed with their cats and anything to do with cats.
okay bud
> If you own a cat all your clothes and furniture is getting covered with disgusting cat hair, and inevitably shit/saliva/puke from the little shit.
my cat has never puked, her saliva smells weirdly clean, and there is no shit or fur anywhere because she sheds very little and i clean my house
> Dogs on the other hand serve countless useful purposes. Herding sheep, guarding property, smelling drugs and explosives, confronting an attacker armed with a gun or knife.
have you ever used a dog for any of these? most people have dogs for the same reason they have cats unless they are disabled
or, doy, retarded like all cat owners
it's not like cats were domesticated for pest control or anything
> Cats are stupid animals
not very
> that just go around shitting on other peoples property (or in a litter tray, if you only keep your cat indoors you have reached maximum retardation).
sorry i keep my cat inside to keep it alive
> They are dumb and pointless fucking animals that serve no purpose.
companionship, aesthetic to appreciate
> Only stupid people are obsessed with their cats and anything to do with cats.
okay bud
> If you own a cat all your clothes and furniture is getting covered with disgusting cat hair, and inevitably shit/saliva/puke from the little shit.
my cat has never puked, her saliva smells weirdly clean, and there is no shit or fur anywhere because she sheds very little and i clean my house
> Dogs on the other hand serve countless useful purposes. Herding sheep, guarding property, smelling drugs and explosives, confronting an attacker armed with a gun or knife.
have you ever used a dog for any of these? most people have dogs for the same reason they have cats unless they are disabled
or, doy, retarded like all cat owners
it's not like cats were domesticated for pest control or anything
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 34 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,647
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,648
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,649
@374,646 (C)
You keep a wild animal locked inside your house 24 hours a day. Feeding it food and water only to wait for it to piss and shit in a tray in the corner then cleaning it up. That is fucking disgusting, idiotic and your animal must be bored stupid. I feel sorry for it. If it's so intelligent like you claim then clearly it would be getting bored from being locked in your shitty home constantly.
> have you ever used a dog for any of these?
My dog is well trained. He knows sit, lay, paw, wait, down and will growl/bark when I tell him and bite on command. If he gets bad vibes from a visitor from me he will attack. I have used the dog for hunting game birds many time.
You keep a wild animal locked inside your house 24 hours a day. Feeding it food and water only to wait for it to piss and shit in a tray in the corner then cleaning it up. That is fucking disgusting, idiotic and your animal must be bored stupid. I feel sorry for it. If it's so intelligent like you claim then clearly it would be getting bored from being locked in your shitty home constantly.
> have you ever used a dog for any of these?
My dog is well trained. He knows sit, lay, paw, wait, down and will growl/bark when I tell him and bite on command. If he gets bad vibes from a visitor from me he will attack. I have used the dog for hunting game birds many time.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,650
@previous (A)
i keep my cat in because it would be killed by wild animals because it is a domesticated animal, guy
you sound like an aggro nerd who shoots animals for sport and has a dog for security and that is pretty lame
why would you have your dog attack a visitor? i don't let assholes into my house that i'd need a dog to attack
i mean even if i did, i wouldn't have the dog do my dirty work/train it to be aggressive to strangers
i keep my cat in because it would be killed by wild animals because it is a domesticated animal, guy
you sound like an aggro nerd who shoots animals for sport and has a dog for security and that is pretty lame
why would you have your dog attack a visitor? i don't let assholes into my house that i'd need a dog to attack
i mean even if i did, i wouldn't have the dog do my dirty work/train it to be aggressive to strangers
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,651
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,652
@374,650 (C)
No dumb fuck. I am just elaborating on how dogs serve multiple purposes, and cats serve absolutely none. If you can't let your cat outside, into the great outdoors for it to explore, you shouldn't have a fucking cat. You're providing it with a life of misery and boredom.
No dumb fuck. I am just elaborating on how dogs serve multiple purposes, and cats serve absolutely none. If you can't let your cat outside, into the great outdoors for it to explore, you shouldn't have a fucking cat. You're providing it with a life of misery and boredom.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,654
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 second later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,655
@374,652 (A)
i'm not really doing that
is companionship not a reason to own a pet? Like, unless i have to use my dog to pick up dead birds or bite people, i shouldn't have a dog? that's what i don't get
or are you arguing for the sake of arguing
i'm not really doing that
is companionship not a reason to own a pet? Like, unless i have to use my dog to pick up dead birds or bite people, i shouldn't have a dog? that's what i don't get
or are you arguing for the sake of arguing
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #374,657
@OP
Agreed 100%. Cat owners are some of the dumbest people on the planet. If they've been around a dog for even 5 minutes they'd see how inferior and useless cats are compared to dogs.
Agreed 100%. Cat owners are some of the dumbest people on the planet. If they've been around a dog for even 5 minutes they'd see how inferior and useless cats are compared to dogs.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #374,659
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #374,663
They keep the stable free of mice and other undesirable rodents.