Topic: >buys a car made by British Motor Works
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #24,116
> expects it to run perfectly
lol t04st3r
lol t04st3r
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #374,520
BMWs are the finest, most reliable, best handling cars on the planet. It's a fact.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,522
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,525
@previous (A)
Shitty fucking Japanese cars are incomparable to German workmanship. The quality is just unrivaled. VW, Audi, BMW, Mercedes, all German, all produce the best and most reliable cars/engines.
Shitty fucking Japanese cars are incomparable to German workmanship. The quality is just unrivaled. VW, Audi, BMW, Mercedes, all German, all produce the best and most reliable cars/engines.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,526
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,527
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,528
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,529
@previous (A)
The German BMW will always be the original and the best. If I'm wrong then why do all the rich people in Asia spend so much money importing high end BMWs and Mercs instead of a more low cost Toyota, Honda or Lexus? Because Japanese cars are fucking shit.
The German BMW will always be the original and the best. If I'm wrong then why do all the rich people in Asia spend so much money importing high end BMWs and Mercs instead of a more low cost Toyota, Honda or Lexus? Because Japanese cars are fucking shit.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,532
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,553
@374,529 (B)
> Why do rich people spend lots of money buying expensive things instead of buying cheap things?
> Why do rich people spend lots of money buying expensive things instead of buying cheap things?
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,554
@previous (C)
Why would they spend money importing the car, spend more money on the car, and spend more money on imported (and often rare) parts for the vehicle, instead of purchasing a high end Lexus or Toyota which cost less and have readily available parts? Because German cars are superior...
Why would they spend money importing the car, spend more money on the car, and spend more money on imported (and often rare) parts for the vehicle, instead of purchasing a high end Lexus or Toyota which cost less and have readily available parts? Because German cars are superior...
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #374,555
@374,527 (B)
> No you fucking imbecile. Beijing Motor Works is a Chinese company.
The quality is poor because the factory is illuminated by a single, naked light bulb to save money.
> No you fucking imbecile. Beijing Motor Works is a Chinese company.
The quality is poor because the factory is illuminated by a single, naked light bulb to save money.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #374,557
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
How about you gargle warm diarrhea as it drips from my shit covered asshole? You stupid fucking piece of shit.
How about you gargle warm diarrhea as it drips from my shit covered asshole? You stupid fucking piece of shit.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #374,558
@previous (B)
Diarrhea? I thought everyone knew you're not supposed to drink the water in Bavaria...
Maybe you could paint your anus red so it's more sporty and the shit comes out faster.
Diarrhea? I thought everyone knew you're not supposed to drink the water in Bavaria...
Maybe you could paint your anus red so it's more sporty and the shit comes out faster.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #374,568
@374,554 (B)
Wood grain dashboards, leather seats, down stuffed liners and complex computer systems. All shit that won't last even as long as the engine...
People buy jewel encrusted iPhones... That doesn't make them superior, just more expensive. And rich people buy all sorts of expensive garbage thay doesn't last. Look at McMansions. Those are expensive, and hardly superior.
Wood grain dashboards, leather seats, down stuffed liners and complex computer systems. All shit that won't last even as long as the engine...
People buy jewel encrusted iPhones... That doesn't make them superior, just more expensive. And rich people buy all sorts of expensive garbage thay doesn't last. Look at McMansions. Those are expensive, and hardly superior.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #374,571
@374,554 (B)
> Why do rich people with lots of money spend more money on things which are rare when they can spend less money on things which are common
> Why do rich people with lots of money spend more money on things which are rare when they can spend less money on things which are common
Syntax joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #374,583
Three sporty BMW's so I cannot comment on sedans. Other then a few 100's miles driving real fast in Germany, where I tried just about everything but not every model of German engineering.Deal in USA is: Buy a new BMW and all maintenance is on the house and I turn them over only based on resale as investment vs new. So some years I keep one for two years and one year kept one for three.
GFs have one as well. I judge reliability based on the love affair I had with my Alfa Romeo Spider. 1974 that I bought used in 75 from a neighbor movie producer, whose wife said get rid of that danger trap or its a divorce for you. I got a wonderful 300,000 miles with maybe 3 engine tear downs for new inserts for cylinders and some cam modifications and minor valve work. That Alfa did things a couple of my Porches could NOT.
But remember I said I judge reliability based on my Alfa. She gave great Orgasms butttttttttttttttttt daily when I put the key in to turn her on? Many a day she had Serious PMS. I suspect it was my beach living and her sensitivity to humidity. So when speedometer hit 300,000 and it was in most purrrrrfect running order even with PMS she became the property of Father Joe in San Diego. She now lives in a Museum locally. (on occasions on display at shows outside San Diego) I did not even bother to take a tax rite off as offered by the Catholic Church.
BMW's on the other hand have never once had PMS!! Four that is 4 or 1+1+1+1 with 100% reliability nor a quirk or odd noise or any reason to go to dealer other then for the free oil change tire rotation.
Minor recall with no urgency re factory suggestion. Benz's I tried them in Germany but the convertibles were just to heavy. Yea I would love to have some high end Italian sports car but reliability??? Only in my dreams. Nor do I currently have the spare cold hard cash for such a toy purchase currently.
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