Topic: Special Christmas Falco Fanfic.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 14 years ago #24,054

Falco was looking at his disgusting desk. "Why you no furru?" he shouted. A knock came on the door. "Mr Mickey Mouse!" screamed Falco in glee, "I am ready for my daily raping!". Falco lubed up his bum with empty soda cans and dressed up as Minnie. Little did he know, Donald was a duck..

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #373,737

Donald kicked the door down and flapped his arms. "Quack quack" he said. A seagull almost shat on my leather jacket ar I typed that. I would have climbed the lampost and fucked him up, but I digress. Falco had fear in his eyes as he knew Donald was preparing for duck rape. Falco wished a handsome hero would save him from this torment. But Donald started unzipping his pants..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,738

Excellent start. Really looking forward to the rest of this.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,882

fuck

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #373,896

Suddenly, a crash through the ceiling as a muscular and dashing hero burst through. Falco jizzed everywhere as he saw his soulmate. "Am I late for the party?" said Green with a cheeky wink. Green whipped out his titanium penis and raped the mascots. Falco then shat in Green's mouth as a thank you. "Falco", proclaimed the Green, "we have no time to lose". Falco put on his furry suit "I am ready master". Green lubed his anus. "Kimmo is at it again. And this time, he is planning to shitlist Christmas..."...

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #374,070

Falco and Green revved up their choppercocks and flew to 4chan HQ. They had sky sex on the way. They got to 4chan HQ. "What's the situation?" queeried Falco as they were greeted by Admiral Moot. "It's a disaster" said moot "Kimmo has turned into the Grinch". Falco let out furyfarts as he couldn't contain his rage. "But", continued moot, "instead of stealing the toys, his army are stealing the children!"!!!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #374,071

Falco and Green then raped the Moot and then pissed on him. "Thank you"said moot. "Now. Your first mission is to stop the nefarious to4str." Green and Falco shuddered as they had dealings with to4str before. "He is dressing up as Santa and luring children into his van with promises of freshly buttered toast. He then uses lazers as they paint his brake callipers, all whilst he is high on ketamine. He then crashes
into poundland." Green
and Falco took off. "To
Poundland!" they
exclaimed.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Green (OP) quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #376,116

end of the world shit fart fuck splatter poog mayans poop shit piss poundland Falco flap arms derp fuck green

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #376,209

these threads freak me out so bad just because i vividly imagine all of these things happening in my head

Green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #376,233

@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
Maybe it's because you stopped taking your meds.

Green (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #376,244

"Let's go space station, Green" spoke Falco. They flapped their arms and floated to the station. They shat in the torpedo bay, and sprayed shit on all the poundlands. Falco then stopped taking his viagra meds because he was cured of his dysfunction. He then glued Green to the wall with his cum. "U r 1 sexy bear". They had violent sex but Green accidentally set off the self-destruct sequence..

Green (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 4 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #377,313

"Activating final countdown timer. When it reaches zero the core will reach a temperature of over 1 billion degrees. Don't be there when it blows." said Green. Falco had sex with the radiator. "Hrrng. My waifu!" he screamed and blasted cum over Green. Our heros started running for the escape pods, but reptillians started chasing them. Green got shot in the penis. "No! My sexy bu!" said Falco as he sucked Green's penis better. Green shot sticky warm cum over the reptilians, slowing them down. "ill stop them" said a shadowy figure. It was dreamworks dressed in a batman costume...

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #377,314

Literally the best thing I've read in weeks. Bravo

Green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #377,316

dreamworks put on his powerglove and started shooting minecrafts at reptilians. "Someone needs to stay and navigate the station away from earth." said the Green. "ill do it, said dreamworks". He tapped his wooden clogs. "The world needs you and Falco sexiness." Our heros ran to the pod. "Now we go after Kimmo!" said Falco. "No!" said Green, "we must rape Killer Lettuce first"...

Green (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 6 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #379,096

Falco and Green crashed into Cornwall. They molested some chickens and Falco shat on a sheep. Green then saw a man in a bikini on a tractor. "RAPE TIME!" said Green and Falco nodded. They rode chickens to the tractor and shat on Killer Lettuce. "Arrr" said Killer Lettuce "you landlubbers have mighty penises". Falco slapped Killer Lettuce with his penis and raped him with a chicken. Green sat on Killer Lettuce's face. With this necessary deed done, they started to go after Kimmo..

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #379,097

oh god i am in it

Green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #379,099

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #379,100

im too high for this shit

Green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #379,124

@previous (F)

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