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Topic: A message to the gay community concerning straight health

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #24,040

Image went missingAs our society becomes more progressive and our way becomes more attractive, inevitably some of the shame associated with a man getting a prostate or proctorial examination will begin to dissipate. This is unacceptable, as it enables cis scum to live longer and healthier lives.
The solution? More gay pornography starring "straight" men who are turned to our superior way through a medical procedure. This will allow the opposition to our lifestyle to literally die out and for our way to reign supreme.
Even if you happen to live out of your van with a man 20 years your senior after an ill-advised orgy in your parent's bedroom, you can still play your part. Write raucous, unforgivable fiction on the library computer and post it to the website of your choice. We all must play our part in this holy war against the Cissies, one cancerous cock at a time.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #373,608

paint your laser calipers and crash your scooter into a tesco while high on ketamine

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,610

i want a die cis scum tattoo

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,611

Does CIS mean something different in this context, or is that guy just a really hardcore CS major?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,614

Please, for the love of god, somebody tell me what CIS means. Whenever I read it all it fucking means to me is Confederacy of Independant Systems.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,615

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
it's short for 'cisgender'

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,617

@previous (F)
Okay, and what does that mean?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,618

I'm not even going to bother googling cisgender. Stop making up words, homos

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,619

Oh, apparently cisgender just means thinking that men are generally masculine while women are generally feminine.

What a horrid thing to think. I can see why these tumblr girls are so upset about it. This is literally worse than Hitler.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,620

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@373,618 (G)
Check your privilege.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,621

@previous (B)
Just checked it. It's awesome. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #373,622

@373,620 (B)
I'm sorry. I'm a white hetereosexual male and I know that I should be ashamed of that. :(

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #373,631

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> heterosexual
lol

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,706

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> fake anon
> calling somebody else bent
> my sides

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,712

@373,619 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's strange how people that complain about discrimination often themselves have horribly biased and overly generalized views of others.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,715

@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
I suppose that they're just bitter and have a distorted view of things due to said discrimination. Or they're just obnoxious twits on the internet who enjoy arguing. Both plausible theories.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #373,843

@373,608 (B)
This is why we need a like button.

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #373,846

@OP

Cease and desist immediately.

Your blatant assaults on straight white murrican males will not be tolerated.

Thx.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #373,864

@373,622 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> male

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #373,936

@373,843 (J)
Thanks, bud.

ashe joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #373,944

@373,617 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

it is a word made up because transexuals thought "hmm, we are called transgender but there is no word for normal people except "normal", and we think we are also normal so we need to make a word for these formerly normal people". its a chemistry joke http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cis%E2%80%93trans_isomerism

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #374,064

@previous (ashe)
I don't think it is actually a joke based on that. Cis is just the antonym of trans, so it makes sense.

Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #374,066

Do the initials CIS even stand for anything?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #374,067

Image went missing

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #374,068

@374,066 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
http://www.acronymfinder.com/CIS.html

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #374,069

@374,066 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
Confederacy of Independant Systems.
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