Topic: Things to keep in your vagina for emergencies.
beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ started this discussion 14 years ago #24,014
What do you keep in your vagina for emergencies?
So far, I have a fishing pole, water, and a towel. I'm thinking that I should also get:
Hunting knife
Prepaid cell phone
Pudding
Cigarettes
Anything good/bad about this list? What would you add? What's on YOUR list?
So far, I have a fishing pole, water, and a towel. I'm thinking that I should also get:
Hunting knife
Prepaid cell phone
Pudding
Cigarettes
Anything good/bad about this list? What would you add? What's on YOUR list?
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TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #373,287
Maybe some canned food?
beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #373,288
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,289
@previous (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
If you find yourself in a situation where you're days away from help, you will need more than pudding.
If you find yourself in a situation where you're days away from help, you will need more than pudding.
beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,290
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,291
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,293
@373,290 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
Well you could get rid of the cigarettes, and probably get a smaller hunting knife. You have to be economical about this.
Well you could get rid of the cigarettes, and probably get a smaller hunting knife. You have to be economical about this.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,294
★henn★ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,295
a box of waterproof matches
a spoon
some thank you cards
permanent marker
a spoon
some thank you cards
permanent marker
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,296
derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,298
A Krodan.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,302
@373,294 (D)
Look at that fucking duck. Just standing there. Watching. You just know that it's got sinister plans for those people...
Look at that fucking duck. Just standing there. Watching. You just know that it's got sinister plans for those people...
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Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,305
@373,287 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Now you're just asking for toxic shock syndrome. I hope everyone is vacuum sealing (non-BPA plastics only!!!!!!!!!!!) and cleaning their canned goods before storing them in their gash. A mild soapy douching before insertion is also advisable.
It bears repeating that mason jars are a no go for storing foodstuff or other sundry survivalist items regardless of which orifice you elect to use for your cache.
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Now you're just asking for toxic shock syndrome. I hope everyone is vacuum sealing (non-BPA plastics only!!!!!!!!!!!) and cleaning their canned goods before storing them in their gash. A mild soapy douching before insertion is also advisable.
It bears repeating that mason jars are a no go for storing foodstuff or other sundry survivalist items regardless of which orifice you elect to use for your cache.
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beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,308
anomonos replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,317
@previous (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
Protip: You could store more items if you put some in your ass too, you know.
Protip: You could store more items if you put some in your ass too, you know.
beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #373,318
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #373,338
Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,350
@373,308 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)
Part of my doctoral dissertation includes research on the impact of DIY punk ethos and fringe survivalist ideology on amateur gynecology in rural communities.
Part of my doctoral dissertation includes research on the impact of DIY punk ethos and fringe survivalist ideology on amateur gynecology in rural communities.
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,389
sand
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,391
Don't forget your Maglite!
Syntax joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,396
@373,290 (beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ)Have you considered buying a 2nd Vagina? Modern science for the right amount of money for plastic doc, can give you wot you need.
Or a more intune bodied woman has two of them naturally.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2089360/Hazel-Jones-Woman-2-vaginas-rejects-1m-pornography-offer.html
A woman with two vaginas who has captured the attention of the porn industry has said she would never consider accepting any role in a film.
Hazel Jones appeared on TV earlier this week, where she revealed she was diagnosed with 'uterus didelphys' - a condition which means she has two wombs and two cervixes.
I lost my virginity twice: Woman, 27, reveals she has TWO VAGINA
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html
She added: 'If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.
Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area.'''
She added that she once asked a school friend which 'hole' she should use for a tampon, but became too embarrassed to continue the conversation after her friend thought she meant she put it up her bottom.
The 27-year-old has since been approached by Vivid Entertainment, a U.S. adult film production company.
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