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Topic: Are there exercises I can do to tighten my asshole?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,979

Like kegels, but for my sphincter?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later[^] [v] #372,892

Why do you want to tighten your butthole?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #372,893

@previous (B)
No one likes a loose one.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,895

If you wanted to stretch your asshole, you would do it by inserting progressively larger objects, so it seems to reason that you would do the opposite to shrink it. Start with something like anal fisting or a large eggplant and work your way down to thinner objects like breadsticks from Olive Garden and then down to pens, chopsticks, etc.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,896

@372,893 (A)
This is true.

But don't overdo it. If a larger than average poop came along you'd have problems.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,897

Exercise restraint and stop putting dicks up there.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,898

sup toaster

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 56 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,899

@372,896 (B)
What is your secret for resisting the allure of dick? Any tips?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,900

@previous (A)
I'm glad you asked! It's not something you'd think to do but stamp collecting has really helped.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,902

@previous (B)
Do you feel cured?

postmortem joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,908

Would Kegels not work for the ass as well?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #372,918

Sup Becky :3

Green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #372,999

I have a tight anus.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,000

@previous (Green)
How tight is it?

Green replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,002

@previous (I)
Can barely get a finger in.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #373,031

> 2012
> tight assholes

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #373,140

Clenching. Kind of like kegels for men. It will come in handy when you're in prison, t04str.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #373,143

You can exercise it, eat more fiber, and also use Preparation H right before you fuck. It shrinks up the tissue.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #434,302

BUMP

Indy the Great !!LEkBYX05c joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #434,304

It is a known fact among us professional, licensed scatologists, that the human anus (especially the girlanus) constricts when licked. Therefore, have people lick your anus on a regular basis.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #434,315

@previous (Indy the Great !!LEkBYX05c)
Careful, Rule #2.

Indy the Great !!LEkBYX05c replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #434,316

@previous (N)
Hi, Walter! Suck any tranny cock lately?

Anonymous N replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #434,318

@previous (Indy the Great !!LEkBYX05c)
Wrong person. Try again.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #434,331

@434,316 (Indy the Great !!LEkBYX05c)
EVERYBODY IS WALTER!

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #434,334

@OP
Try taking thinner poops

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 months later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #465,756

I use my finger bum :)

leonakalola joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 months later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #531,010

There are way drink lemon juice pure and eat peanut butter. I help i have only have someone in me twice but i love my dildo and for a year i did not no but it help and also tighten your but every 30 min. Skeezz it together over and over

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #531,034

@previous (leonakalola)
k

Green !laPOOAetKg replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #531,035

@465,756 (P)
LOL. You crack me up past Green.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #531,305

@previous (Green !laPOOAetKg)
You mean this green @372,999 (Green)

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 months later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,208

Try injecting homemade pomegranate juice in anus.
It's been used in history for tightening the vigina by sitting in a bowl of this juice about half an hour before sex. I'm sure it works with sphincter.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,215

@previous (S)
Thanks I'll give that a try!!

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,278

I have heard that the fags sometimes have to put tampons in their hole to prevent messy situations..


why would anyone do that to themselves....don't be a fag

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 month later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #640,677

Speaking as an out and proud "fag", no one puts tampons up their butt you fucking walnut.
The damage is done, even if you resist the D. Just put ice on your butt hole and do clenching exercises several times a day for a couple weeks. If you're sitting, you should be clenching!

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 years later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,575

@previous (U)
open anus re Anal gaping just makes the Sewer pipe more bigger
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