Topic: Has anyone tried the Minecraft Diet?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,887

For the next three weeks, I'm only going to eat food that's available in Minecraft:

Apple
Beef
Bread
Cake
Carrot
Chicken
Cookie
Fish
Melon
Mushroom stew
Porkchop
Potato
Pumpkin pie
Rotten flesh (I don't think I'll eat this)
Spider eye (I don't think I'll eat this)

I'll report on my progress here.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #372,067

You should at least try to eat some spider eyes!

They might be delicious.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,072

damlol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,073

FAO: all
Do you think fries are acceptable, as a form of potato? What about condiments? Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,076

@previous (A)
No. You must eat these foods in exactly the same state as they are to be found in Minecraft. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,077

@372,073 (A)
Baked potatoes only. No salt. No butter.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,078

@372,076 (B)
@previous (C)
You're right, what was I thinking?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,079

@previous (A)
But you can use fat from the porkchops and the mushroom stewâ€™s saltiness for seasoning.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,080

@372,078 (A)
For added realism, consider trying to collect these items from the wild.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,081

@previous (B)
Yes. Go slaughter cows.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 25 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,082

Okay, I'm making chicken in that mushroom soup that comes in a can. I will have an apple and bread on the side. Then I will go to the store to buy beef and pork.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,083

@372,080 (B)
@372,081 (C)
There are no cows near me. Would it be acceptable to go punch a black person repeatedly, instead? It's the closest I can do.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,084

@previous (A)
Sure. Remember to make the sound effects as you punch him!

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 56 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #372,085

@previous (B)
I hope they drop some loot. :3

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #372,086

@previous (A)
And you'll have some watermelon you can add to your meal!

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #372,097

@372,083 (A)
> punch a black person

Sup, Becky?

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #372,106

taters?? in minecraft??? what!!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #372,107

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Yeah, they added new foods: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Food

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #372,109

@previous (A)
:(

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