Topic: How can I dry my cat out

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,862

Spilled bottle of water on my cat last week now condensation dripping from all the fucking orifices every damn day. How can I get the water out of my cat. Cannot shave the fur and leave it in the sun its British winter time.

Green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #371,697

Your cat is still soaked after a week?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #371,699

@previous (Green)
Yes it's fucking dripping all the time.

Green replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #371,713

@previous (A)

Is your cat animate?

Carebear joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #371,716

blow dryer

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #371,717

how did you spill a whole bottle of water on your cat becky

this makes no sense

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #371,719

A towel.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #371,723

Oven

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #371,803

blow on it

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #372,115

I just remembered I once spilt a glass of rosÃ© on my cat. If you take hold of your cat and shake it up and down, it should come right out.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc double-posted this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #372,117

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
You have to shake quite hard, too. I had to wear gloves because my cat kept biting my face.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #372,122

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
You wore gloves over your face?

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beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #372,124

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I am not very smart!

Postmortem joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #372,206

Assuming you mean he's water logged. Just pour some hydrogen chloride into his ears, nose, mouth, and ass. Then place a small vacuum in each of the holes. Should work.

Minichan