Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#23,839
The aliens shall beam me up on the 21/12/2012, where they will take me to the centre of the universe. They will present me with a trigger which will be used to collapse the universe in on itself. This will result in it turning into a single point of infinite energy, creating a second big bang. Unfortunately, this will kill every living being in the universe. I am sorry, but this is the only way and I have to do it because I love you all. The alternative is heat death, which means nothing will exist ever again. I have programmed evil robots to try and save you from myself, but they ultimately fail. I will smile, for I have saved us all.