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Topic: I have created the end of the universe.

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,839

The aliens shall beam me up on the 21/12/2012, where they will take me to the centre of the universe. They will present me with a trigger which will be used to collapse the universe in on itself. This will result in it turning into a single point of infinite energy, creating a second big bang. Unfortunately, this will kill every living being in the universe. I am sorry, but this is the only way and I have to do it because I love you all. The alternative is heat death, which means nothing will exist ever again. I have programmed evil robots to try and save you from myself, but they ultimately fail. I will smile, for I have saved us all.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #371,381

No you're just a drunk.

★henn★ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #371,384

@previous (B)
You sound like my ex

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #371,388

@previous (★henn★)
That's because I'm him. ;)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #371,480

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