Topic: Once I knew a women who I has nicknamed "The Pirate".

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic started this discussion 15 years ago #2,382

She was very tan and craggy looking, and she wore gold hoop earrings, and a lot of other gold jewelry. She also had an eye patch and had to constantly use an oxygen tank. This woman had COPD, and Emphysema but that didn't stop her from chain smoking. One day she lit up a cigarette and forgot to turn off her oxygen beforehand. The oxygen ignited and caught her face on fire. Her husband was in the shower at the time, and didn't gear her screams.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #44,095

Smoking was gonna get her one way or another. I would hate to get up to my 80's then die from an accident.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #44,096

I was expecting a punchline. ._.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #44,098

@previous (C)
Me too. I was sorely disappointed. ;~;

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #44,103

@44,096 (C)
Child, you do not understand; life is the joke, death is the punchline.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #44,124

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Now I know why all Austrian authors are so goddamned depressing.

Minichan