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Topic: I just got fucked in the ass for the first time, my asshole is still filled with cum
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#2,381
> Boyfriend sitting next to me on couch. > We start making out. > I notice he has a boner and start sucking him. > He starts to groan as I pay extra attention to his head. > A couple of minutes in he asks me if I wanna try anal.> I think about it, then tell him I'll do it, as long as he's really gentle. > We both get naked, he lubes up his dick and my ass with KY jelly.> At first he slowly pushed his head in and out, slowly putting more of his cock inside me. > After a couple minutes of teasing my ass, he shoves his whole dick in my tight ass. > I feel his 7 inches of solid cock in my little hole. > To my suprise, it doesn't hurt at all. > I love the feeling of a huge dick in there, he gets close to cumming after a few minutes. > He fills my ass with hot cum, I jerked my dick a couple of times and sprayed cum on my chest. > Feels good man.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#44,087
OP describes his encounter with his scout master and or priest.
AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#44,090
We don’t care, to4str.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#44,093
I don't believe that it didn't hurt. Most people have to slowly work their way up to be able to receive something the size of a dick into their assholes.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#44,094
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#44,125
This is now a thread about how gross it is for a dick to be poopers.
1. Poop from there
2. Wtf ew the poop hole was not designed for a nasty ass dick to go in there
3. Ew what if poop comes out and he pees IN your pooper......
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#44,139
The Board joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,682
@327,659 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Fake_anon is the rogue, homosexual mod in our midst who is bumping all of the gayest gay threads on Minichan.
He thought he could get away with it, but The Board knows all and sees all.
Anonymous P replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,683
@previous (The Board) > but The Board knows all and sees all.
@previous (The Board)
Yes, that's because you're adopted (read: gay and very seriously mentally retarded). Go the fuck to sleep so I can snort Ketamine and fuck male strippers.
The Board replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,699
@previous (The Board's Mum)
i hate you you don't understand me omg
i'm gonna go post on my tumblrfacebookmyspaceblog about how you won't buy me a macbook
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,718
@327,679 (P)
Wow, okay, but just for curiosity's sake, what would happen if one were to just stick their dick into you?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,719
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM) > just for curiosity's sake
lol
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,720
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What's so funny?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,721
@327,718 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Intense pain caused by tearing of anal tissue, lots of bleeding and soreness that can last a while. I would not recommend it. (not speaking from personal experience, of course).
(Edited 10 seconds later.)
Anonymous U replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,722
@327,718 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
It will be tricky for the fucker and painful for the fuckee. A rare few actually enjoy getting fucked this way. I never tapped it personally, but once knew a girl who could actually cum from her ass. A bit of spit will be more than enough in that case. Major damage doesn't have to happen if you're both experienced. I know it hurts the spontaneity, but you should at least start with lube. Walk before you run.
Handel joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,723
> ITT: Anal virgins.
1. Some girls/boys have no problem (pain-wise) with anal sex but this is a very small minority. For most it is too painfull.
2. You can enjoy anal sex without ANY lube. Again this is a small minority.
Trust me I have first hand knowledge.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,724
@327,721 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU) @327,722 (U)
So basically it could lead to the same result as being raped to death if not careful?
Anonymous U replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,725
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Perhaps. Yeah. You could end up loving it without lube. Just start with lube and find an experienced partner if possible. Take it easy before trying it on hard mode.
Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,752
I've been wondering about this, what pleasure do girls get from anal sex when they lack a prostate?
astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,977
Like your ass would ever be as clean as mine. You can have all the butt sex in the world that you want, but mine will always be the cleanest.
Anonymous P replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#327,981
He refers to the ass as the "sewer system" compared to the vagina's "playground", and asks the age-old question of why bumboys like to play in sewage systems when they could go find a playground instead.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#413,719
@previous (!KThEOwLwbU)
Hah. He sounds a bit like Chris Chan when you say it like that. He had weird names for things too.
quack !LCBZCJiYOw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#413,720
next time you post something like this, please start by saying you're a faggot so I won't waste a minute of my life reading about your gayness.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#413,721
@413,717 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) @413,718 (!KThEOwLwbU)
I understand his feelings on the asshole, but is he asking about how semen can leak out of it?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#413,722
@413,720 (quack !LCBZCJiYOw)
Maybe you should just avoid threads about anal sex, just in case
Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#413,775
Soboreddoe joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 months later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#439,561
Bumping this cause I can
Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#439,563
Ahhhh, memories
josh godley joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 week later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#442,435
I like on the ass it feel raelly good
Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 month later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#452,429
Fun Fact: If you don't lube up first, your asshole can lubricate itself with vital fluids.
Morbid !X1WYwquTXU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#452,476
Gay.
!AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#452,479
> He refers to the ass as the "sewer system" compared to the vagina's "playground", and asks the age-old question of why bumboys like to play in sewage systems when they could go find a playground instead.
That waz a most excellent analysis.
Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#452,564
When you assfuck, the whole room smells like shit.
Anonymous O replied with this 13 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#455,197
@previous (Z-16)
Only if your ass is full of shit.
Anonymous Z-17 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#455,223
@44,125 (H)
I love a really big cock in my hole. It's so good to bust a nut with one in there.
Anonymous Z-16 replied with this 13 years ago, 3 days later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#455,942
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^][v]#516,291
So, I imagine that the cock cage topic will imminently be making a return, then.
unrepentantsinner666 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 week later, 3 years after the original post[^][v]#519,402
Can i try it with you OP?
Anonymous Z-22 replied with this 11 years ago, 5 months later, 4 years after the original post[^][v]#563,672
bots
Anonymous Z-24 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^][v]#563,673
@44,087 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Rather ironic now, don't you think?
Dumbcunts joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 month later, 4 years after the original post[^][v]#575,453
Dicks arnt designed to go in someones mouth, but every guys done it so whos to say you cant fuck a girl in the ass??? Apart from these homos who cant even get pussy??
Dumbcunts double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^][v]#575,455
Haha true ^^^ this persons rocks!!
Anonymous R replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^][v]#575,491
@575,453 (Dumbcunts) @previous (Dumbcunts)
Why is it that most of the people who come here through google searches are mentally retarded?
Anonymous Z-11 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^][v]#575,502
Anonymous Z-32 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#669,058
@previous (Catherine !JspZXJ6NHA)
Catherine. Have you even tried putting your dick in the normal clean correct hole?
Catherine !JspZXJ6NHA replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#669,062
@previous (Z-32)
Fuck off syntax I'm not even the real Catherine
Anonymous Z-33 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#669,073
@previous (Catherine !JspZXJ6NHA)
That means you're a faggot Catherine who plays in the sewer for his sexual thrills.
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#669,084
Oh man, you NEVER forget the first time you take it in the ass! After my own first time Mark just held me as we listened to Power Windows and felt his penis shrink inside me, in imitation of the Tinychan userbase.
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 months later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#697,113
im gay lol
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#697,115
anonymous A joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 months later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#725,027
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#725,049
I can't believe this shit was 6 years ago
Anonymous Z-11 replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#725,054
I look forward to pounding my girlfriend's asshole. She is going to need some warm up and conditioning. It's going to be a slow and exciting process and it'll be so worth it once she can take me balls deep.
Anonymous Z-37 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#725,056
@previous (Z-11)
You don't have any human contact sweet pea.
buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#725,098
aging bottom joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 months later, 6 years after the original post[^][v]#754,729
I've been fucked by 32 men since I was 23. I am healthy, and still considered attractive by both men and women, but had not been fucked in the ass for the past 8 1/2 years. I have found my butthole has SHRUNK and when I try to have someone fuck me, it was painful and I had to stop. I bought a sex toy to try and loosen myself up but even then, after numerous enemas and copious amounts of vaseline petroleum jelly, it was a no-go. Very tight and painful and could not go through with it. Is this normal, or am I a special case?
Anonymous Z-42 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^][v]#754,731
@previous (aging bottom)
Just ask Fuckalms to be patient with you, Doc.
Anonymous Z-43 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 week later, 6 years after the original post[^][v]#757,168
> This is now a thread about how gross it is for a dick to be poopers. > 1. Poop from there > 2. Wtf ew the poop hole was not designed for a nasty ass dick to go in there > 3. Ew what if poop comes out and he pees IN your pooper......
I love when he pee in my ass
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 9 years ago, 4 days later, 6 years after the original post[^][v]#758,692
It is very pleasant indeed.
Anonymous N replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^][v]#758,699