Meh...
I don't see a reason for being offended.
@OP
> Necrophile: Crack open the casket
Necrophilia
Though you may find this hard to believe there are some really messed up people in this world of ours. Some people like stealing cars for fun, some people like beating people up, but there are a group of people that enjoy nothing more on a Friday night than to take a leisurely stroll down to the local graveyard, then spend three hours digging up a corpse, And then copulate with it. Really? You say, with a corpse? I know you may have unbearable images in your head, and as to the understanding behind the bizarre desires required for necrophilia, but it happens dudes. There are people out there that dig up the dead, and rock 'em.
You must have to be quite fit to be into necrophilia. It can't be easy digging up a coffin. First you have to get into the graveyard in the dark and then choose the chosen subject who will soon be receiving their post life love rock. It would use a lot of strength and stamina to dig down 6ft to the coffin, that in itself would tire out most people and you would probably in an ideal world want to do it over a couple of days. But to then crack open the coffin, pull out the corpse and then do the moonlight dance with it... This is awful behavior. Consider this:
All necrophiliacs will never enjoy a good blowjob. No touchy-feely, 69, even holding hands. That body is just lying there, cold as last weeks beef left in the frig. Necrophilia; Never having to say you're sorry. Never having to say goodbye. Two necrophiles were passing a mortuary after work. One says, 'Wanna stop in for a stiff one? Two necrophiles were passing the morgue one sweltering day. One says, 'Wanna stop in for a cool one?