When I have a bit o extra tyme I will be most pleased to translate wot you want into Amerikan English.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#371,025
A browser extension word filter that handled basic things like -or → -our and -ize → -ise for select words could do most the grunt work and wouldn't be hard to build. I'm vaguely surprised that I can't find one.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#371,027
Had a packet of crisps yesterday, while on my way to the chippy. Noticed a noofter wearing all the colours of the rainbow. Stopped off for some doughnuts and biscuits, and fantasised about Cheryl Cole.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#371,048
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#371,060
British speak English.
Americans speak American.
Put that on your license plate and eat it.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#371,062
I say, dear chap, let's not discombobulate this fine establishment with that old-hat Anglophobia. 'Tis simply not the smashing thing to do.
Americana Translator replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#371,077
@371,027 (D) > Had a packet of crisps yesterday, while on my way to the chippy. Noticed a noofter wearing all the colours of the rainbow. Stopped off for some doughnuts and biscuits, and fantasised about Cheryl Cole.
Ate some french fry's from McD,s yesterday. Looked around town. Bought two donuts, ate one, and stuck dick in the others hole and fap fap fap to Cheryl Cole.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#371,089