@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No, no, you need to go bigger. Maybe something that lights up or vibrates or something.
I once had a laptop mouse that looked like a spiked dildo, and when I plugged it in it would glow bright red and periodically play a sound clip of someone shouting "Hang all the niggers!" whenever I clicked on something. With a mouse like that, people won't hesitate to immediately strike up conversations with you when you're out in some coffee shop using the free WiFi.
@previous (B)
ok thanks should I mod this into a dildo and then cover it in barb wire or sometHing? I'm not sure how to get audio on the thing though