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Topic: are computer mice good conversation starters?

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ started this discussion 14 years ago #23,790

yeah/neah
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yeah 2 50%
neah 2 50%

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #370,845

specifically this one http://dx.com/p/2-4ghz-ring-style-800dpi-wireless-optical-finger-mouse-black-73464

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,849

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No, no, you need to go bigger. Maybe something that lights up or vibrates or something.

I once had a laptop mouse that looked like a spiked dildo, and when I plugged it in it would glow bright red and periodically play a sound clip of someone shouting "Hang all the niggers!" whenever I clicked on something. With a mouse like that, people won't hesitate to immediately strike up conversations with you when you're out in some coffee shop using the free WiFi.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,851

@previous (B)
ok thanks should I mod this into a dildo and then cover it in barb wire or sometHing? I'm not sure how to get audio on the thing though
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