Topic: I am 40 minutes into a 2 hour radio show where a guy tries and fails to get his cat to speak english
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 14 years ago #23,779
Why am I doing this shit? :(
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #370,638
Because you have less substance than an Amish whore.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,641
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,642
I think that cats can actually be trained to say a few English words, but yeah this guy sounds like a crackpot.
Also go to bed.
Also go to bed.
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TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,643
I thought you were learning to play the guitar!
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,644
@370,642 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You can trait cats to use language?
I couldn't train my cat to shit in a tray. :(
You can trait cats to use language?
I couldn't train my cat to shit in a tray. :(
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,645
@370,643 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
No that is my plan for after finals. I am writing papers and I have this on in the background.
No that is my plan for after finals. I am writing papers and I have this on in the background.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,646
@370,644 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
I taught my cat to go where I want by pointing and giving her some candies when she listens, works great. Pavlof is your friend.
I taught my cat to go where I want by pointing and giving her some candies when she listens, works great. Pavlof is your friend.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,652
@370,644 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
According to an account I read online, a woman trained her cat to say "milk" when she poured it out sone milk. Basically it would say "meow" when the milk was poured, and she would reply "meowk". Then when the cat was saying that, she'd start saying "milk" until the cat said it too.
Hey, I didn't know you had a cat. What's it's name? Is it a particular breed?
According to an account I read online, a woman trained her cat to say "milk" when she poured it out sone milk. Basically it would say "meow" when the milk was poured, and she would reply "meowk". Then when the cat was saying that, she'd start saying "milk" until the cat said it too.
Hey, I didn't know you had a cat. What's it's name? Is it a particular breed?
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,656
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I did have a cat, I don't anymore. It died.
I am going to get another one soon, though. I might teach it to speak!
I did have a cat, I don't anymore. It died.
I am going to get another one soon, though. I might teach it to speak!
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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,659
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,660
@370,646 (B)
I did initially teach her to use the litterbox, but she would randomly stop using it and I'd have to teach her all over again. I think she was a bit slow.
I did initially teach her to use the litterbox, but she would randomly stop using it and I'd have to teach her all over again. I think she was a bit slow.
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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,661
@previous (D)
One thing I'd never had to explain was the litter box. Real toilet training is harder and only some breeds can do it. Siamese can, and they can flush too!
One thing I'd never had to explain was the litter box. Real toilet training is harder and only some breeds can do it. Siamese can, and they can flush too!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,663
@370,656 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Sorry to hear that. :(
You can also teach cats to do dog tricks, sit, roll over ect.
Sorry to hear that. :(
You can also teach cats to do dog tricks, sit, roll over ect.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,664
Ok now the guy is blaming the cat for not speaking English in public. He thinks the cat is deliberately not saying the word "cookie" in order to embarrass him. I am not high enough for this shit.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,665
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,666
@previous (B)
This guy honestly believes his cat can say the words "kissy" and "cookie". No one believes him but he keeps insisting that his cat says it all the time every day. What the fuck is wrong with him? It makes no sense. Please explain this shit to me Anon B.
This guy honestly believes his cat can say the words "kissy" and "cookie". No one believes him but he keeps insisting that his cat says it all the time every day. What the fuck is wrong with him? It makes no sense. Please explain this shit to me Anon B.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,668
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It might be able to, if he's taken hours to train it to or it just makes noises that sound like those words for some reason.
I don't see why he wouldn't, you know, just record a video of it saying these things at home, though.
It might be able to, if he's taken hours to train it to or it just makes noises that sound like those words for some reason.
I don't see why he wouldn't, you know, just record a video of it saying these things at home, though.
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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,669
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,670
@370,668 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm just as confused as you are.
@previous (B)
Yes, how did you guess?
I'm just as confused as you are.
@previous (B)
Yes, how did you guess?
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 36 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,672
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,673
@370,663 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
At that stage it would probably be easier just to get an actual dog, lol.
At that stage it would probably be easier just to get an actual dog, lol.
Anonymous D double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,674
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs triple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,675
@370,666 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@370,668 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Maybe the cat only speaks when its comfortable to do so, and not on demand. Cats are sneaky.
Or maybe the cat is just making random noises and he's falsely interpreting them to be words.
@370,668 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Maybe the cat only speaks when its comfortable to do so, and not on demand. Cats are sneaky.
Or maybe the cat is just making random noises and he's falsely interpreting them to be words.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #370,677
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #370,684
Ok so it ended and shockingly, the cat never said "cookie". That was the worst 2 hours I've ever spent.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #370,712
my cat says "hello."
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #370,735
Can we get a link?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #370,787
@OP
That Ron and Fez show is quite possibly the greatest radio ever. Ron Bennington is an amazing comic genius.
That Ron and Fez show is quite possibly the greatest radio ever. Ron Bennington is an amazing comic genius.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #370,790
Proof they can speak to each other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Can speak to owner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UgVbEmBLPc
100% total clear cat communication
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU2EtLHVoiI
Dog tries its best to talk to kitten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNeaZz9Vt6Q
Dog speaks to other dogs to protect kitten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF2KAmDOJFs
deeeedddeeee dats all folks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Can speak to owner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UgVbEmBLPc
100% total clear cat communication
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU2EtLHVoiI
Dog tries its best to talk to kitten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNeaZz9Vt6Q
Dog speaks to other dogs to protect kitten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF2KAmDOJFs
deeeedddeeee dats all folks