Topic: Kimmos new game: Stranded
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,709
http://www.kimmoa.se/Stranded/
almost overlooked this...
almost overlooked this...
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later[^] [v] #369,858
> You better find this game fun to play, because it wasn't fun to make!
I'm not having fun. :(
I'm not having fun. :(
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #369,874
> I strongly recommend IE 10 or 9 as it will run the smoothest in those. Chrome runs it well too.
> Recommend IE 10 or 9
> Recommend IE 10 or 9
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,878
> Chrome runs it well too.That's not the experience I am having.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,884
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,893
@369,874 (C)
It actually does work fine in IE.
@OP
Did you beat it yet? I did but I think i failed every possible way before beating it.
It actually does work fine in IE.
@OP
Did you beat it yet? I did but I think i failed every possible way before beating it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,900
@369,878 (B)
This game is testament to why I avoid HTML5 like the plague for any serious development. HTML5 technologies definitely have their use cases, but for web-apps with any level of complexity, they break and glitch all over the place.
Lucky to play it for 30 seconds without the graphics going haywire, while it supposedly works just fine on IE, has to depend on Flash for sound (negating the open-standard gospel).
This game is testament to why I avoid HTML5 like the plague for any serious development. HTML5 technologies definitely have their use cases, but for web-apps with any level of complexity, they break and glitch all over the place.
Lucky to play it for 30 seconds without the graphics going haywire, while it supposedly works just fine on IE, has to depend on Flash for sound (negating the open-standard gospel).
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,902
@369,893 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah actually I beat it without that many tries. Probably around 10 or so. Most of the struggle was with the graphics disintegrating after a few seconds of starting.
Yeah actually I beat it without that many tries. Probably around 10 or so. Most of the struggle was with the graphics disintegrating after a few seconds of starting.
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,921
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,922
Warning: Flash apparently is blocked or unavailable. This game relies on Flash for the sound, due to HTML 5 Audio being horrible crap. Sorry. Hopefully, the pathetic standard will improve in the future. If you are blocking Flash, you should now see a square that you can click or something to enable it temporarily on this page.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,924
@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
> not playing the swedish version
dw what is wrong with you
> not playing the swedish version
dw what is wrong with you
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,928
how the shit do you throw the rock at the coconut
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,929
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,930
> It actually does work fine in IE.
Designing web pages that only work in IE might have been fine 15 years ago. Now it means you fail at web design.
> has to depend on Flash for sound (negating the open-standard gospel)
FFS what is wrong with Kimmo? He could probably write some decent Android apps that would hold together better than this. I'm sure he has some giant list of grievances that prevents him from doing so though...
Designing web pages that only work in IE might have been fine 15 years ago. Now it means you fail at web design.
> has to depend on Flash for sound (negating the open-standard gospel)
FFS what is wrong with Kimmo? He could probably write some decent Android apps that would hold together better than this. I'm sure he has some giant list of grievances that prevents him from doing so though...
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,931
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,955
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,971
Windows 8 with IE10... this glitches right after the start... what a pile of shit.
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,973
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,987
@369,878 (B)
Wait, that's not part of the game? Guess that explains why I couldn't throw the coconut lol.
@369,893 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's not okay.
Wait, that's not part of the game? Guess that explains why I couldn't throw the coconut lol.
@369,893 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's not okay.
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,988
ashe joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,997
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,998
ashe replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #369,999
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #370,093
@369,997 (ashe)
He thinks he's a perfectionist, but he puts out shitpile games like this? I no longer consider him a welfare queen. He seriously needs welfare. He's never going to do anything productive with his life.
He thinks he's a perfectionist, but he puts out shitpile games like this? I no longer consider him a welfare queen. He seriously needs welfare. He's never going to do anything productive with his life.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #370,095
@369,930 (B)
> I'm sure he has some giant list of grievances that prevents him from doing so though...
Of course. Android doesn't support some obscure thing from 10 years ago, so it is immoral to use.
> I'm sure he has some giant list of grievances that prevents him from doing so though...
Of course. Android doesn't support some obscure thing from 10 years ago, so it is immoral to use.