Topic: The Doctor and The Doc-Mock Guy in:
BonerTales !TJ9qoWuqvA started this discussion 14 years ago #23,707
1000 Love Sword Niggers
The Doctor paced gayiliy back and forth. Sexy dread filled his heart. Doc-Mock Guy should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my horny love, The Doctor thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Doc-Mock Guy had been taken hostage by Niggergay Ass, a supervillain who had the city in a state of nigger terror. The Doctor fainted dead away, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.
When he came to, there was a bump on his cock and the sexy dread had returned. "Doc-Mock Guy, my homosexual honey bunny," he cried out homosexually. "What is Niggergay Ass doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing quickly as he fucked him in the dick.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, The Doctor remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 love sword niggers, then whatever you wish for will come true.
The Doctor ordered in a supply of love sword and set to work, folding niggers until his cock was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last nigger when Doc-Mock Guy walked in the front door.
"Doc-Mock Guy!" The Doctor screamed and threw himself into Doc-Mock Guy's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 love sword niggers and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing like a faggot. He kissed Doc-Mock Guy retardedly on the dick.
"Actually," Doc-Mock Guy said, pulling away sexily, "I was rescued by the Gay Dildo. He's a new superhero in town." Doc-Mock Guy sighed. "And he's really hairy."
The sexy dread came back. "But you're phallic to be back here with me, right?"
Doc-Mock Guy checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Gay Dildo for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay retarded, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
The Doctor choked back a sob and started folding another nigger. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
The Doctor paced gayiliy back and forth. Sexy dread filled his heart. Doc-Mock Guy should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my horny love, The Doctor thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Doc-Mock Guy had been taken hostage by Niggergay Ass, a supervillain who had the city in a state of nigger terror. The Doctor fainted dead away, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.
When he came to, there was a bump on his cock and the sexy dread had returned. "Doc-Mock Guy, my homosexual honey bunny," he cried out homosexually. "What is Niggergay Ass doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing quickly as he fucked him in the dick.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, The Doctor remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 love sword niggers, then whatever you wish for will come true.
The Doctor ordered in a supply of love sword and set to work, folding niggers until his cock was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last nigger when Doc-Mock Guy walked in the front door.
"Doc-Mock Guy!" The Doctor screamed and threw himself into Doc-Mock Guy's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 love sword niggers and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing like a faggot. He kissed Doc-Mock Guy retardedly on the dick.
"Actually," Doc-Mock Guy said, pulling away sexily, "I was rescued by the Gay Dildo. He's a new superhero in town." Doc-Mock Guy sighed. "And he's really hairy."
The sexy dread came back. "But you're phallic to be back here with me, right?"
Doc-Mock Guy checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Gay Dildo for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay retarded, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
The Doctor choked back a sob and started folding another nigger. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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