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Topic: Becky, why do you hate ferrets?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,656

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #369,192

They don't bunt.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,194

They smell bad and are not intelligent or interesting in any way.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,196

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
rude

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,200

@369,194 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
They are more intelligent than cats. Thanks.
@369,192 (B)
I suspect this is the real reason, but she just doesn't want to admit it.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,202

I had a ferret because i thought it'd be cool. It bit me a lot and wasn't even cool, it hid all the time and shit everywhere. I took it back to the store that same week and got a rainbow boa. It died in three days :(

Iguannas are cool though, they cough when you get them stoned.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,203

@369,200 (A)
Actually they are quite stupid little weasels. But they are trainable.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,204

ferrets aren't too smart they are just mischievous. they steal and run into things alot. its like comparing a criminal to a normal average person a i guess. Ferrets are good at thievery and hiding and dogs are smart at all kinds of things depending on the dog.
Dogs are waaay easier to train too. They just get it and ferrets are too busy running around crazily to care.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,217

@369,202 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
The ferret died within three days of you returning it? Jesus, what were you doing to the poor guy?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,220

@previous (A)
No, the little snake i traded it for died. I was using the wrong heat lamp i think.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,222

@369,202 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
What weird obsession is it that potheads have with getting their pets stoned?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,223

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
I think it's cruel.

Probably hilarious though.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,224

Because ferrets can be confused for a faggot.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,225

@previous (G)
What

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,227

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
He makes a good point.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,229

@369,224 (G)
You have won over my heart. I now do not like ferrets.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #369,236

@369,222 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
It was funny at the time. I wouldn't get an animal high anymore though, it's cruel. I knew a guy who had a cat and dude smoked cigarettes inside. When he quit the cat went insane. Obviously it got addicted to nicotine and was having withdrawls. It wasn't funny, poor cat.
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