Topic: Would you fuck Paris Hilton?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,621

I soooo would.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Yes.	8	57%
No.	5	36%
I'm actually gay, actually.	1	7%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #368,838

i'd rather fuck a mellon

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,839

No, she has confirmed herpes, and takes cellphone calls during blowjobs.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,840

@previous (C)
Have you never taken a call during a blowjob?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,841

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
I've never taken a call during any sex act.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 14 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,842

@368,840 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
hands free i hope

â˜…hennâ˜… joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,844

@368,839 (C)
People with herpes need love too

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,849

given the parameters of the question yes, yes i would fuck paris hilton.
but she is far down on my list of "it's the end of the world apocalypse we all have 24 hours to live which celebrity will i kidnap and take as my hostage/wife list" of hot celebrity chicks i'd kidnap during the apocalypse.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,850

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Do you have herpes?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,853

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
nope. i'm doctor certified clean as a whistle. i even escaped unscathed from my fraternities bout with the crabs.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,857

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
What kind of fraternity was this?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,859

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
the kind that might all catch crabs from the same girl

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,871

Sure I would, before she had 1,200 random cocks in that stinky loose vag of hers. But now, I think I can do better. Unless of course, the bitch is willing to pay my bills. That's a whole different story.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,879

i miss my ex

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,880

Paris Hilton wouldn't fuck any of us.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,881

@previous (I)

Actually, I'm trying everyday to get closer to her clit by liking all of her Facebook and Pheed statuses. I hope it'll pay off one day.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,886

@previous (A)
Rape is the only way

â˜…hennâ˜… replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,887

@368,880 (I)
> implying

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,888

@368,886 (I)

I'm a respectable gentleman. Besides, have a lot of confidence and a lot in common with her.

â˜…hennâ˜… replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,889

@previous (A)
What do you have in common with her?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,892

@368,888 (A)
@previous (â˜…hennâ˜…)
i too would like to know

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,902

@368,889 (â˜…hennâ˜…)

> What do you have in common with her?

@previous (J)

> i too would like to know

She's talented, so am I. She's gorgeous, so am I. She likes animals a lot, so do I. She lives life to the fullest, so am I. I'm sure there's more, but that's all I'm willing to share.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,903

@previous (A)
Tell us of her talents.

â˜…hennâ˜… replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,904

@368,902 (A)
Sup Postmortem

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,905

@368,903 (C)

She's talented in sex from what I've seen in her exposed sex video and she's a pro at partying(any party without Paris Hilton ain't a party at all). oh, and she's a business woman that makes a lot of money.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,906

@368,902 (A)
None of those are true and you sound like a self-important faggot who doesn't do anything meaningful ever.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,907

@368,905 (A)
No she isnt. She kept on stopping mid fuck, and blowjob to take cell phone calls. Did you even see this tape?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,908

@368,906 (K)

And you sound jelly.

Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,909

@previous (A)
Would you let paris hilton, bare bottomed, poot directly into your nostrils?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,912

@368,907 (C)

> No she isnt. She kept on stopping mid fuck, and blowjob to take cell phone calls. Did you even see this tape?

I stumbled across the video a long time ago and didn't finish watching. And wow, for someone that wouldn't have sex with her, you sure do remember the tape well.

@previous (K)

> Would you let paris hilton, bare bottomed, poot directly into your nostrils?

What kind of question is that? The answer is no, but if that's all I could get from her I wouldn't turn it down.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,914

@previous (A)
So you want a girl to fart in your face you fucking faggot? Sup MAtt.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,915

@368,912 (A)
So why would you claim that she's talented in bed, when you haven't even seen her have sex?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,916

@previous (C)

I have, I just don't remember well and wasn't even interested in watching her get pounded.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #369,134

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #369,163

ITT: slut-shaming forever alones

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #369,164

Of course not. We socially awkward virgins are clearly too good for her.

Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #369,170

@369,163 (M)
@previous (N)

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