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Topic: Do you currently feel like a wife?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,612

Please respond.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes, I feel very much like a wife. 1 9%
I feel partially like a wife. 1 9%
No, I do not feel like a wife at all. 9 82%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #368,690

No.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,691

@previous (B)
Why not? Do you never feel like a wife?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,699

> 2012
> gender binaries

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,700

What does this even mean?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,702

@previous (D)

> What does this even mean?

★henn★ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,703

Yes, I feel like a wife.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,704

@368,700 (D)
@368,702 (B)
OP is a whimsical piece of shit.

And I love him for that.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,705

@previous (F)
How is this whimsical? I don't even understand it.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,706

@368,704 (F)
Suck my gargantuan black dick.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,707

@368,705 (D)
Your understanding is not required for whimsey.

@previous (B)
Why should I?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,709

@previous (F)
Why shouldn't you?

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,715

@368,707 (F)
How is it whimsical? What does it mean?

Anonymous D double-posted this 14 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,716

Do you feel like a wife, because you are actually doing house chores?

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,718

@368,715 (D)
I'm not here to babysit you and read definitions out if a dictionary, you dumb shit. Fuck.

@368,709 (B)
What do I gain by doing it? From an evolutionary standpoint, I have no reason to do so.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,720

@previous (F)
Wait, I'm so dumb that YOU can't explain something to me? Makes sense, I guess.

Anonymous D double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,722

@368,718 (F)
whim·si·cal/ˈ(h)wimzikəl/
Adjective:
Playfully quaint or fanciful, esp. in an appealing and amusing way.
Acting or behaving in a capricious manner.

So is OP being playful, quaint, or appealing?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,724

What a gay nigger poll.

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,726

Yes. :)

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,727

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Is Krodan helping out with the food, or is he just sitting on his ass like a lazy mong?

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,732

@368,720 (D)
You're right. I've failed you utterly. I am a disgrace.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,734

Externally hosted image@368,727 (D)
What little bit we do have, he is. :)

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,737

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Oh my god, you're the neckbrace person? You'd better sue their fucking asses for everything that they have!

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,740

@previous (D)
Yeah, I am. :( we got an attorney.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,741

@368,722 (D)
Extremely.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,743

@previous (F)
So, none of these. Enjoy your illiteracy.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,745

@368,740 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
when you win a multi-million dollar lawsuit (or settlement), you can pay for minichan's hosting!

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,748

@previous (I)
Ha. I doubt we would get that much. The pain is horrible though...

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,756

@368,743 (D)
That's very whimsical of you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,760

@368,734 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Where did you get the neck brace?

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,762

@previous (A)
I slipped on unguarded/unmarked water in Walmart.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,763

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Where was the water coming from? Did you seek immediate medical attention?

★henn★ replied with this 14 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,764

@368,762 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Did you fall face first?

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,765

Why do you feel like a wife OP?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,766

@previous (D)
I do not currently feel like a wife.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,768

@368,763 (A)
They refused to offer medical help. I had to wait until the next day and got a lawyer and went to the hospital. It was in accessories near an end cap. Just random water. The employees minus the manager laughed.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,769

@368,766 (A)
Why did you feel like a wife earlier?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,771

@previous (D)
I didn't.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,772

@368,764 (★henn★)
Knee and backside. I have bruises on my arm though too. I have no broken bones, but may have ligament damage.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,773

@368,771 (A)
Why did you make this post? What does it mean?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,774

@previous (D)
I was wondering if anyone currently felt like a wife.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,775

@previous (A)
What does it mean to feel like a wife? I do not understand.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,777

@previous (D)
To feel domestic, and as though one is married to a man.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,778

@previous (A)
oh, that's what I thought that you had meant. Lame.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,779

@previous (D)
Why is that lame?

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 5 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,780

@368,773 (D)
Oh leave him alone you dour cunt

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,781

@368,779 (A)
I'm actually making my own food, therefore I feel like a wife. hurr durr

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous D double-posted this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,783

@368,780 (F)
Go have another lonely hotpocket, you gangly neckbeard.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,784

@previous (D)
What's a hotpocket?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,785

@368,781 (D)
Cooking =/= domestic.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,787

@previous (J)
Doing any work in the home is domestic.

Anonymous D double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,788

OP, have you always been a lazy fucker, or does this just happen during the holidays?
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