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Topic: how would you see a chan wedding?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,604

tell me what you think of when you try to imagine it

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #368,592

2 autistic fat unwashed men wearing cheap rented tuxedos getting married in a Vegas 24 hour wedding chapel with no guests attending.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,593

@previous (B)
pegged it on the first try. nice.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #368,594

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #368,603

@368,592 (B)
Lol

I see it as a bunch of trolls

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,612

@previous (A)
r u 12

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #368,723

Or a bunch of niggers.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #368,928

A fat girl, who is poorly groomed, and a skinny, awkward pasty white boy, and their pasty white, fatty friends gathered happily together to gorge on "come at me bro" cake, and dance to that 80's song by that guy named Rick(?). All completely uninhibited by, and perhaps just completely unaware of the shame that is their existence.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #368,933

Sweat
BO
Energy drinks
Acne

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #368,953

@368,928 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
> and dance to that 80's song by that guy named Rick(?).
"Lights Out" by Rick Astley?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #368,982

@368,928 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
So basically, you and cupcake in three years.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #369,094

I see it happening as the unintended result of a Craigslist orgy organized by a desperate, fat, sweaty college dropout while his parents were away. The only other guy who showed up was a creepy guy 20 years his senior who brought a twelve-pack of cheap mixed drinks and a bouquet of weeds he picked during the two-state trip over. Unfortunately, both of them live with very, very conservative parents and they both wind up living out of the older guy's van.

★henn★ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #369,100

This reminds me. I knew two channers who got hitched around 2007 or 2008? We had a chan meetup with people all over the DFW metroplex. Shit was cash

ashe joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #369,117

Would Krodan and Harleen count as a chan wedding?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #373,665

@368,982 (J)

Both cupcake, and I are attractive as all god damn. Especially Cupcake.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #373,666

@369,117 (ashe)
I think we would.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #373,707

@373,665 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
you are a goofy effeminate zach braff at best 6/10

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #373,714

@369,117 (ashe)
on the condition that theyre both greasy fat manchildren, yeah
if they are the more likely story, krodan samefagging, then yeah to that too

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