Topic: The Necrophiliac by Gabrielle Wittkop

derpy !hoovesEJmo started this discussion 14 years ago #23,467

Are you going to download and read it?

Warning: It... is not what I expected. Not for the weak of stomach. I have a hard time reading it myself. D: It's only 40 pages.. but... I have to admit I barfed.

http://www35.zippyshare.com/v/31051865/file.html

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Yes.	3	33%
No.	6	67%
WTF ARE YOU READING?!	-	0%

henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #366,901

virus

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #366,903

so you let that guy waste fourteen bucks on you rather than uh accepting his gift? lame, you're a weirdo

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #366,907

You've already thrown up? lololol Downloading now.

Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #366,908

DL'd. Will read.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #366,910

@366,903 (C)
Both Krodan and Becky both said it seemed shady he randomly did it and advised me not to.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #366,911

@366,907 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Yeah.. what is sad is a friend is reading it out loud to Krodan and I and we all thought of a common friend as the Nercophile haha.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #366,915

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
That sounds like an awesome friend.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #366,918

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Which one?

Also.

This dude (The Necrophile) has no boundries.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #366,929

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
The friend reading to you. Also, did you check this for viruses?

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #366,934

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Yes. It's clean. :)

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #366,935

@366,929 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
He says thank you. :D

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #366,953

@366,929 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Whelp. He finished reading it... all I can say is... wow. Just...

wow.

Also:

I more than likely will never read this again, but do not regret it. It was an adventure.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #367,096

I think I might.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #367,177

@previous (F)
Awesome!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #367,203

@366,910 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
So that anon is stuck with a horrid sick making book? I remember when I made the offer, and said the one thing I would NOT want was it to be shipped to me!!

If I needed my security clearance renewed, a book like that .....I don't think US Gov looks kindly on such literature.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #367,212

@OP

Not clicking that CP link.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #367,247

@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
But you love disney style cheese pizza

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #367,332

I Bob Bob Bob bump dump talked air date your art of so many nice shoes to fry la pa

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,347

I'm the dude who bought the book, it's 91 pages long... from what i've read so far in this thread...this book is going to be interestingly weird

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,350

@previous (I)
Derpy has 1/2 the pages you have. She got the free readers digest version, predigested.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,351

Necrophilia is similar to a Fleshlight; Except constantly decomposing and nose plugs & bug spray are advised.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,352

@367,350 (G)
idk, i'm thinking it's all the same, either way, from what i've seen in this thread and what i've read so far (which is a paragraph or two), yeah, this book gets stranger and stranger

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,354

@previous (I)
Did you get past... Bleh... Scarlet fever? Also, does it have pictures to make it longer?

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,356

@367,352 (I)
Going to start worrying about you if...You next want a book on Cannibalism.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,358

@367,354 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
"It's truly a very beautiful dead girl." That's as far as i've gotten and it worried me so to continue any further. was afraid it might an impact on my weekend and ruin it slightly. Nope, no pictures, don't worry, you're not missing out on anything

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,359

@previous (I)
It would make it worse with pictures.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,361

@367,356 (G)
lol highly unlikely, i only got this book because she wanted it, i'm not willingly looking up strange books of this nature or anything else about cannibalism or whatever

Anonymous I double-posted this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,363

@367,359 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
i agree, good thing it doesn't 'cause that'd be a tough read!

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,364

@previous (I)
I would have cried.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,366

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
aww, i bet. i've never read a book that made me cried. that's speaking from the fact that i don't read much and because i don't read sad books. but who knows, this book might be different

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,367

@previous (I)
Scary, sad, detached, morbid.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,369

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
:s golly wow. then again it's just a book, had it been based on real life, i doubt i'd go through it

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,372

@previous (I)
It is a strange book. I am sorry things didn't work out.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,374

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
strange indeed. pls, don't worry about it. nothing from all of this was regretted :)

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,376

@previous (I)
:) you are very nice.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,377

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
lol thanks lady, you're nice yourself!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,392

@previous (I)
Salty detected.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #367,400

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 month later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #383,387

Bump for Necrochick

Minichan