Topic: I am going to devote my life to creating a new STD: crotch leprosy!
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#23,388
I think it'll be funny. Unfortunately, my high school teachers were intimidated by my intellect and my age and had to fail me, so I don't have the knowledge, funds, or energy to create a new strain. Can one of you nerds, like, make it for me and then send it to me so I can pretend I made it or soemthing? I'll buy you beer!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later[^][v]#365,613
Back when I was twelve years old and had just received my first chemistry set, I genetically engineered a particularly contagious strain of crotch leprosy to unleash upon the more popular kids at school. I destroyed all my work because I became frightened that Jesus would come back and start running around grabbing people's crotches. It's easy to look back on my fears and laugh now, but it all seemed so real back then.
Oh, what silly things we think when we are that young!