Topic: if they discover life on Mars, how would that effect you personally?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 14 years ago #23,264

let's say it's like a xenomorph from aliens.

henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #364,050

aint no where in the bible dose it talk about no aliens

Green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #364,058

I would get my ass to mars!

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,097

Not at all, I don't give a fuck.

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,098

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Aww. Cheer up cutiepie! ;)

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,105

@previous (henn)

I'm apathetic, not sad. I don't need your backhanded pity, thanks.

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,109

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
What you need is a cock inside your mouth. ;)

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,111

@previous (henn)

You say a lot of sexual things, even if it's in jest, you're kind of very into just talking about your dick. I don't know what that says about you, but it's something bad.

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,116

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
You're right. I'm a very, very evil and bad man who wants to fuck Cupcake while you watch.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,117

@previous (henn)

What's your deal with my girlfriend? Honestly, I think you must not get enough sex in your life, which makes me sad for you. You're clearly sexually frustrated. Do you know who makes the most weird sexual comments? 12 year old boys, because they're going through puberty, and can't stop thinking about sex, but can't get sex. So their outlet is just making sex jokes/comments. I'm sure you watch a lot of pornography.

Green replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,118

I want cock in my mouth! By which I mean KFC.

Green double-posted this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,121

@364,117 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
You abusive bastard.

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,124

@364,117 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
I have an active sex life with a friend that is actually interested in a threesome with me, her, and cupcake. ;)

(you can watch if you wanna)

Green replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #364,130

@previous (henn)
I doubt you have 3 hands.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,143

@364,124 (henn)
How old are you?

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,155

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
25 and 25. Cupcake is over 18 right? I'm excited. She'll love my cock and have a great with my friend! ;)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,156

@364,105 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
'i don't care about anything i'm apathetic, have u learned that werd yet'

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,161

i am huymgry fgor cupcvakee

i typed that with my dick

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,163

@364,155 (henn)

No, she's not 18 yet, she's still a minor. Maybe stop publicly soliciting minors for sex on the internet.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,164

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
henn's gonna fuck your girlfriend, nobody cares if she's under 18

åAdolf Hitlerå replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,166

@364,155 (henn)
Sicko.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,167

@364,164 (E)

No, he's not. Also, the police would care.

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,169

@364,163 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Not 18 yet? I'm sure we can still work something out! ;))

Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,170

> stockpile ammo and lube
> brainwash local townsfolk
> cultivate xenophobia
> set myself up as God-emperor
> create real life "imperium of man"

Contact with alien races always renews one's faith in humanity. It is my belief that foreign travel narrows the mind wonderfully. -[Citation needed]

åAdolf Hitlerå replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #364,172

@364,167 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
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