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Topic: So I ate some taco bell last night...

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago #2,325

And now my ass has turned in to a supersoaker

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #42,878

How bad is it? Does it hurt? Pretty recently I had it so bad that it was like I was pissing out my ass, it hurt like hell.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,881

How many bowel movements have you had so far today?

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,882

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
this is the first

@42,878 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
that's exactly what it feels like- pissing out of my ass

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,886

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Ugggh, I'm sorry to hear that dude. When that happened to me my ass got really sore from doing it. I had had some REALLY spicy food, so not only did it hurt but it burned too.


edit: lolbutthurt

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,889

itt: literal shit posting lmao

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,897

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
It was from a chili I made with 750,000 scoville sauce. It came out firetruck red.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,899

@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
That might have been blood.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,904

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
It didn't taste like blood.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,908

@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
If you were to take a bite, I'll bet that the general taste of feces would overwhelm any blood traces.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,916

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Due to it's consistancy it was more of a sip than a bite. I think you might be right though, and I definitely tasted Tabasco

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,917

@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Gross, Tabasco is foul.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,918

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
REALLY? I loveeee Tabasco sauce. Why do you dislike it?


EDIT: ALSO, hahaha "gross" at Tabasco, not at me sipping my own piss-shit. I love you =-)

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,934

@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
I like the heat, but I feel it as a horrible taste. I either eat it in something that will mask it, or I use different hot sauce.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,935

@42,918 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
I thought that you would like it!

AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #42,985

This thread met my expectations.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #42,987

go fuck a shit up your ass.

it will stop the leakage.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,406

Tabasco is a Louisiana brand, and thus superior!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,896

You deserve everything bad that happens to you if you eat Taco Hell.
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