Topic: I just realized why I'm always going to be alone
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,319
and there's nothing i can do about it. pic related, it's me, and it's not why.
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #42,752
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,756
@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
a reason powerful enough to counter the fact that i'm relatively alpha, look like that, am intelligent, possess an amusing sense of humor, and am on track to have a career that will make me a lot of money and influential.
a reason powerful enough to counter the fact that i'm relatively alpha, look like that, am intelligent, possess an amusing sense of humor, and am on track to have a career that will make me a lot of money and influential.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,757
MINICHAN ISN'T YOUR PERSONAL B'AWW
gtfo
gtfo
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,759
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,761
Gil !NArMoRhDhY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,763
@42,756 (A)
none of that shit really matters except your intellegence and sense of humor. Not to a girl that's really worth it. Am I right, ladies of Minichan?
none of that shit really matters except your intellegence and sense of humor. Not to a girl that's really worth it. Am I right, ladies of Minichan?
AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,764
How tall are you? I can see you with a tiny, submissive Asian girl who obsesses over the latest designer purses and shoes and slowly milks you for all of your money.
^_^
^_^
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,766
@42,759 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
has to do with the fact that i'm passionate. I'm particularly passionate about one thing. it makes me pretty dull and boring after a while. no one would want to be around me for very long because it gets old.
has to do with the fact that i'm passionate. I'm particularly passionate about one thing. it makes me pretty dull and boring after a while. no one would want to be around me for very long because it gets old.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,767
@previous (A)
> because it gets old
Kinda like this thread. "Lets see how many times I can hunt at something and never actually reveal it!"
> because it gets old
Kinda like this thread. "Lets see how many times I can hunt at something and never actually reveal it!"
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,768
@42,763 (Gil !NArMoRhDhY)
Well, it is a pretty bizarre sense of humor, so perhaps that's as strike against me.
Well, it is a pretty bizarre sense of humor, so perhaps that's as strike against me.
Gil !NArMoRhDhY replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,769
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,770
@42,767 (F)
I'm a psychopathic serial killer named ted bundy.
just kidding, go fuck a shit up your ass. I'll reveal it in a little while after my classes to explain more fully. class starts in half an hour and it takes me 25 minutes to get there. i'll be back later.
I'm a psychopathic serial killer named ted bundy.
just kidding, go fuck a shit up your ass. I'll reveal it in a little while after my classes to explain more fully. class starts in half an hour and it takes me 25 minutes to get there. i'll be back later.
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Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,776
OP is a colossal colossal bitchtease faggot and this is why he's forever_alone.jpg
AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,779
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,792
@42,776 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
He really is a tease. By the time he comes back, no one will care anymore.
He really is a tease. By the time he comes back, no one will care anymore.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,975
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,022
You look like a psycho, and I get a definit creepy vibe from you. You just look like a sweaty sleazebag, and you havent even learnt to shave properly yet.
I guess thats probably why, but who the fuck knows. Maybe you breathe through your mouth too and stink of semen.
I guess thats probably why, but who the fuck knows. Maybe you breathe through your mouth too and stink of semen.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,029
Ninjj !XUTpieWBpk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,047
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,048
inb4 OP never posts again
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,375
The Nega is amused by this thread.
Ninjj !XUTpieWBpk replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,403
A famous actor posts on minichan!
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,481
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,486
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,710
OP looks like Billy-Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,711
Did he ever revisit this thread?
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totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,754
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,804
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The Editor !N9N..Fucks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #43,813
Is it because you have a horrible tendency to leave your beard shavings around the edge of the sink, causing discomfort and possibly slight disgust to your significant other while she's trying to brush her teeth?
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #43,847
The Editor !N9N..Fucks replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #43,881
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Don't do that, man. It's a bad road to go down. You could even end up like OP... :'l
Don't do that, man. It's a bad road to go down. You could even end up like OP... :'l
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #43,895
@previous (The Editor !N9N..Fucks)
I actually just cleaned my sink out today because I am having company over tonight. I would be more concerned with keeping my hair out of the sink, but I feel my girlfriend wouldn't really have a right to complain about it, as her hair is all over the damn house. Seriously it's like having a fucking dog. Hair clogs the drain, fucks up the vacuum, ect. I can't even drop food on the rug and try to eat it once it's hit the floor because it'll have hair on it 9 out of 10 times.
I actually just cleaned my sink out today because I am having company over tonight. I would be more concerned with keeping my hair out of the sink, but I feel my girlfriend wouldn't really have a right to complain about it, as her hair is all over the damn house. Seriously it's like having a fucking dog. Hair clogs the drain, fucks up the vacuum, ect. I can't even drop food on the rug and try to eat it once it's hit the floor because it'll have hair on it 9 out of 10 times.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #43,900
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Jesus that's a lot of hair. Does she have really curly/frizzy hair? I have an ex that was similar. Being a blonde made it super easy to find the hairs at least.
Jesus that's a lot of hair. Does she have really curly/frizzy hair? I have an ex that was similar. Being a blonde made it super easy to find the hairs at least.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #43,906
@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
No, she has straight hair but it's pretty long. To be honest it is probably only as bad as it is because we wait like 4 months before we vacuum the apartment. It is fun to complain about though, but she gets very upset when I compare her to a dog. I have NO IDEA why.
No, she has straight hair but it's pretty long. To be honest it is probably only as bad as it is because we wait like 4 months before we vacuum the apartment. It is fun to complain about though, but she gets very upset when I compare her to a dog. I have NO IDEA why.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #43,912
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Lulz. Lucky for me my current girl is a neat freak so I barely have to clean anything. My mom always gets on me saying it's not right to make her my maid. Parent's just don't understand heh.
Lulz. Lucky for me my current girl is a neat freak so I barely have to clean anything. My mom always gets on me saying it's not right to make her my maid. Parent's just don't understand heh.
AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #43,915
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #43,916
@43,912 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I would kill for my girlfriend to be a neat freak. Keep her around as long as you can!
I would kill for my girlfriend to be a neat freak. Keep her around as long as you can!