Topic: Man says watching his wife give birth scared him away from her vagina
beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc started this discussion 14 years ago #23,175
beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 15 seconds later[^] [v] #362,614
inb4 >dailymail
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,615
I'm not surprised. Vaginas are disgusting.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,616
I am replying to the Topic, not to creator.
I twice have delivered a child - 1st time was at age 19 to a girl I dated just once nor would she let me get past 2nd base. (A very good friend) Anyway its messy and this is 100% not politically correct to say, but it looked something awful. I was scared out of my mind at the time. Its just a GREAT thing that event did not leave me long termed damage albeit becky and others may question that.
2nd time was very many years later and that story is wayyyyyyyyy beyond anything I think I will be posting here! Except to say that when I was the only English speeker around it made the event very difficult yet that was the easy part.
@previous (B)
100% disagree but hey even gay dudes can often enjoy natures gift from a distance - may not turn them on but Gay artists often paint female nudes.
I twice have delivered a child - 1st time was at age 19 to a girl I dated just once nor would she let me get past 2nd base. (A very good friend) Anyway its messy and this is 100% not politically correct to say, but it looked something awful. I was scared out of my mind at the time. Its just a GREAT thing that event did not leave me long termed damage albeit becky and others may question that.
2nd time was very many years later and that story is wayyyyyyyyy beyond anything I think I will be posting here! Except to say that when I was the only English speeker around it made the event very difficult yet that was the easy part.
@previous (B)
100% disagree but hey even gay dudes can often enjoy natures gift from a distance - may not turn them on but Gay artists often paint female nudes.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,617
> Daily Mail
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,618
lol
beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,619
@362,616 (C)
Oh, of course you've delivered children. Why wouldn't you have? I'm sorry you were so upset. It must have been awful.
Oh, of course you've delivered children. Why wouldn't you have? I'm sorry you were so upset. It must have been awful.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,620
@362,617 (D)
> > Daily Mail
@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Of course he has. He's done everything, obviously.
@362,615 (B)
Far less disgusting than the milk that gets served up in your house.
> > Daily Mail
@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Of course he has. He's done everything, obviously.
@362,615 (B)
Far less disgusting than the milk that gets served up in your house.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,621
omg lol I feel so bad that this poor man was traumatized by his wifes birth. After he pushed her into having children, you'd think that god would have stepped in and restored her body to its natural state. lol
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,622
beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,623
TTEH !qanR8hPz8U replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,624
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,626
@362,623 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
This just makes me laugh. So many men reduce women to their genitalia, or wombs, but then flip out when they give birth. lol
This just makes me laugh. So many men reduce women to their genitalia, or wombs, but then flip out when they give birth. lol
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,627
C-sections are there for a reason
beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,628
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,635
Anonymous G double-posted this 14 years ago, 31 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,636
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,639
Is the Daily Mail considered left-wing in America?
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #362,641
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
By American standards, probably. They'd most likely consider the Tories liberal.
By American standards, probably. They'd most likely consider the Tories liberal.
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,670
> expect Becky
> get Becky
> get Becky
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,671
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,674
@362,620 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)> Of course he has. He's done everything, obviously.
Nope! High on my Bucket list was climbing Mount Everest.
Worked my way up to Mount McKinley, got back alive and went for Doc Exam to see why someThing did no feel just right. I was lucky because if the weather had been just a tad bit worse - You wood not have me here to stick pins into.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,678
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,679
henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,693
Vaginas sure can take a pounding!
beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,694
henn replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,700
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,701
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,703
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,720
There is a reason why some guys faint when watching, and it's not because it's such a beautiful experience. The sights, the sounds, the smells, nothing prepares you for it. It's something you never forget. 0_0Awesome and at the same time overwhelming...
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 54 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,744
ugh manchildren
first child at 40? pathetic losers.
no wonder the poor women are having issues.
Does anyone know if successive births are easier/quicker than the first? It seems this way from anecdotal evidence, but I'm not sure.
first child at 40? pathetic losers.
no wonder the poor women are having issues.
Does anyone know if successive births are easier/quicker than the first? It seems this way from anecdotal evidence, but I'm not sure.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,747
henn replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,751
beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,752
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,761
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,762
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,764
henn replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,766
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 57 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,779
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,782
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,783
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 50 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,792
@362,744 (L)
Yes, later births are easier—confirmed by my mother. She is a nurse and has delivered babies for 35 years, now.
Yes, later births are easier—confirmed by my mother. She is a nurse and has delivered babies for 35 years, now.
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,798
Anonymous L double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,799
@362,792 (I)
Is it easier for young women to give birth the first time than old women? i.e. a 25yo vs a 35 year old?
Is it easier for young women to give birth the first time than old women? i.e. a 25yo vs a 35 year old?
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,800
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,806
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doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #362,828
I refuse to give daily mail advert money. Thanks!