Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#23,034
I was jerking off to a video of a girl drinking piss, I came and then sat there continuing to watch the video for a few seconds. I was overcome with such a massive wave of post-masturbation regret and disgust that I immediately began throwing up. At this point I was covered in puke and cum, and I felt like throwing up more, so I got up and started running to the bathroom, but my underwear was still around my ankles so I tripped and fell on my face. I couldn't hold in my second wave of puke anymore, so I just stayed on the ground and threw up all over my carpet. Then my dog came in and started licking up my puke. I got pissed, yelled at him, and tried to push him away, but I just ended up getting my arm covered in puke. I was so upset I just rolled over on my back and started crying, and eventually passed out.
My girlfriend is breaking up with me, so I was jerking off to a video of a girl drinking piss, I came and then sat there continuing to watch the video for a few seconds. I was overcome with such a massive wave of post-masturbation regret and disgust that I immediately began throwing up. At this point I was covered in puke and cum, and I felt like throwing up more, so I got up and started running to the bathroom, but my underwear was still around my ankles so I tripped and fell on my face. I couldn't hold in my second wave of puke anymore, so I just stayed on the ground and threw up all over my carpet. Then my dog came in and started licking up my puke. I got pissed, yelled at him, and tried to push him away, but I just ended up getting my arm covered in puke. I was so upset I just drank to excess and started crying, and eventually passed out.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#360,764
i once fapped with icy-hot...
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#360,767
One time it crashed mid-session so I had to do a hard reset.
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doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,785
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
are you talking about the video game?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,789
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,795
@360,785 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No. I am talking about masturbation.
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,798
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
the game is pretty good though!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,807
@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Yeah it looks pretty cool.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,822
My dick doesn't get as hard as I'd like it to. Even during sex it isn't optimal. I could benefit from viagra, but I still live at home, and my parents pay expenses, and that shit wouldn't fly.
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,824
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
So how you doing today? Stab wounds healing?
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,828
I'm better, still a bit down, but not to the extreme I was yesterday. Just sort of dull. Thanks for asking.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,829
one time i was fapping then i came and i didnt need to fap any more
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,840
@360,822 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Have you tried exercising and changing your diet?
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,862
@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I exercise already, what are some good foods to eat?
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,864
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Fruits, vegetables, fish oil, cut out the white carbs, and trans fatty acids. I'm not sure of what exercises that you do, but you need to include cardio.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,866
@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I run, amongst other things. And I'm gonna eat all the fruit in my fridge right now! Thanks
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,867
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
It also might be psychological. You're girlfriend sounds like a horror show.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#360,871
@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
She's usually rather sweet. She just has little episodes sometimes. When she's angry, she doesn't have much of a filter. But sometimes, maybe her insults about my sexuality seep into my mind, and ruin my boner.