Topic: That's it!! I've had it w/women peeing all over the seat!! I went off on my co-worker! Yikes!!
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #23,007
I'm just gonna cut to the chase here...I went into a stall immediately after another female employee. Don't know who she is...but when I went in, there it was...in all it's glory...pee...EVERYWHERE!
So, I lost it. I can't tell you how many times I clean up after people (w/wads of lining) then having to reline everything again for msyelf...just gross!!
So flung the door open (don't know what got into me) and yelled after her, "Excuse me? You need to come back and clean this up." She froze in her steps. Didn't turn. Just froze. And of course, i thought, guilty.
She turns around slowly. starts making her way towards me and I say, "you know? this isn't right. I get not wanting to sit...but this is just NASTY and gross. I shouldn't have to clean up after you."
And she starts to say, "Well, I don't see why I-----" and I interrupt saying, "aaaahhh puh-puh-puh-puh, doesn't matter to me." I start walking away, doing jazz hands in the air like a maniac and continue to say, "I don't care...just clean it up or go pee outside next time." and I left.
She went into the stall and I returned to my office.
I don't know what got into me...the girl coulda' socked me...I don't care. I'm tired of seeing pee on the seat. The end.
So, I lost it. I can't tell you how many times I clean up after people (w/wads of lining) then having to reline everything again for msyelf...just gross!!
So flung the door open (don't know what got into me) and yelled after her, "Excuse me? You need to come back and clean this up." She froze in her steps. Didn't turn. Just froze. And of course, i thought, guilty.
She turns around slowly. starts making her way towards me and I say, "you know? this isn't right. I get not wanting to sit...but this is just NASTY and gross. I shouldn't have to clean up after you."
And she starts to say, "Well, I don't see why I-----" and I interrupt saying, "aaaahhh puh-puh-puh-puh, doesn't matter to me." I start walking away, doing jazz hands in the air like a maniac and continue to say, "I don't care...just clean it up or go pee outside next time." and I left.
She went into the stall and I returned to my office.
I don't know what got into me...the girl coulda' socked me...I don't care. I'm tired of seeing pee on the seat. The end.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #360,377
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #360,400
Women. Leaving the seat down when pissing from high altitude. The intellectual equals of men. I think not.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #360,402
@previous (C)
I have many a female friend that tells me they never sit fully down in a public restroom.
I have many a female friend that tells me they never sit fully down in a public restroom.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #360,403
@previous (B)
The seat goes up and down though. Lift seat, take piss, lower seat. Every man whose even shared a home with women is capable of such.
The seat goes up and down though. Lift seat, take piss, lower seat. Every man whose even shared a home with women is capable of such.
Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #360,405
@360,400 (C)
If you're an advanced enough pisser, you can do it even with the seat down, or standing on one leg, or over your own shoulder whilst standing on one leg whilst the seat is down.
If you're an advanced enough pisser, you can do it even with the seat down, or standing on one leg, or over your own shoulder whilst standing on one leg whilst the seat is down.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,406
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,409
@360,403 (C)
Of the many things I have done in my life - does not include watching a woman in a public restroom taking a hovering piss. My best guess is - Woman did not grow up lifting a seat for any reason other to clean toilets (becky was trained to do this)
So why would a woman think to lift the seat as we men do? That is my guess. And there is this other fact of life a few men understand. Women are not all designed the same way. Some have what can be called a little extra down there. That little extra can get in the way of a single steam we dudes have. Don't have a clue what the percentages are on this but from my own experience about one out of 9 woman I have been with have that little or even a LOT extra.
Becky may not approve of this message.
Of the many things I have done in my life - does not include watching a woman in a public restroom taking a hovering piss. My best guess is - Woman did not grow up lifting a seat for any reason other to clean toilets (becky was trained to do this)
So why would a woman think to lift the seat as we men do? That is my guess. And there is this other fact of life a few men understand. Women are not all designed the same way. Some have what can be called a little extra down there. That little extra can get in the way of a single steam we dudes have. Don't have a clue what the percentages are on this but from my own experience about one out of 9 woman I have been with have that little or even a LOT extra.
Becky may not approve of this message.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,410
Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,411
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,413
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,414
@360,411 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Ah yes, it is the job of "real men" to make excuses for women whenever they are irresponsible. lol.
Protip: doing so won't get you laid any more often, but it will get you one hell of a credit card bill.
Ah yes, it is the job of "real men" to make excuses for women whenever they are irresponsible. lol.
Protip: doing so won't get you laid any more often, but it will get you one hell of a credit card bill.
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buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,418
I hate women who hover. Your vagina isnt made of platinum lady.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,419
@360,409 (B)
Women dont have anything extra, because basically all people start out as female. Men have the extra things, testicles for instance.
Women dont have anything extra, because basically all people start out as female. Men have the extra things, testicles for instance.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #360,421
inb4 MRAs
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,428
@360,419 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
wot wot wot?
A gal friend of mine who is just that - just a friend, says her bottom elements are COMPACT She is bi and says she prefers her partners also be COMPACT
HowEver and I know you know this - Some women have extra Labia. Some even more then Extra. That Extra can get in the way. So maybe you are Compact and cannot relate. But you sure as hell can imagine why Others would have issues with where that EXTRA gets in the way.
Also while on topic. Men get blamed for miss-direction. Poor aim. But that is not always true. There is stuff that can plug things up a bit re drying out. Old semen not fully ejected can end up making a mess on aim. I bet U never ever thought about that re men and aim eh
wot wot wot?
A gal friend of mine who is just that - just a friend, says her bottom elements are COMPACT She is bi and says she prefers her partners also be COMPACT
HowEver and I know you know this - Some women have extra Labia. Some even more then Extra. That Extra can get in the way. So maybe you are Compact and cannot relate. But you sure as hell can imagine why Others would have issues with where that EXTRA gets in the way.
Also while on topic. Men get blamed for miss-direction. Poor aim. But that is not always true. There is stuff that can plug things up a bit re drying out. Old semen not fully ejected can end up making a mess on aim. I bet U never ever thought about that re men and aim eh
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,434
@previous (B)
All people start out as female, look that shit up. I dont care if someone misses the bowl as long as they clean it up. Which they usually dont.
All people start out as female, look that shit up. I dont care if someone misses the bowl as long as they clean it up. Which they usually dont.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,435
@360,428 (B)
Less skin = less pee on toilet seats. Are you building up to a case for circumcision or some shit?
Less skin = less pee on toilet seats. Are you building up to a case for circumcision or some shit?
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,438
Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,439
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,441
@360,438 (F)
I've tried reading through his posts. I've really tried. But they don't mean anything! There's barely any relevancy to what's been said!
I've tried reading through his posts. I've really tried. But they don't mean anything! There's barely any relevancy to what's been said!
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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,444
@360,435 (C)
Not at all in this case or any other - I R again cut.
Topic is-was
That's it!! I've had it w/women peeing all over the seat!! I went off on my co-worker! Yikes!!
I tried to explain why this happens. Buspup who says she knows all about bodily functions in this case FAILS
Except for the clean up after part. I am 100% sure she is experienced in lots n lots of clean up. She chose that for her profession.
Not at all in this case or any other - I R again cut.
Topic is-was
That's it!! I've had it w/women peeing all over the seat!! I went off on my co-worker! Yikes!!
I tried to explain why this happens. Buspup who says she knows all about bodily functions in this case FAILS
Except for the clean up after part. I am 100% sure she is experienced in lots n lots of clean up. She chose that for her profession.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,445
@360,441 (G)
They never make sense, but he always manages to insult women, gay people, or the persons who use these boards. Getting older definitely doesnt mature everyone.
They never make sense, but he always manages to insult women, gay people, or the persons who use these boards. Getting older definitely doesnt mature everyone.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,446
@360,444 (B)
You know nothing. I've seen many people with large labia, and they pee just the same as other women.
You know nothing. I've seen many people with large labia, and they pee just the same as other women.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 triple-posted this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,447
@360,444 (B)
You know nothing. I've seen many people with large labia, and they pee just the same as other women.
You know nothing. I've seen many people with large labia, and they pee just the same as other women.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,453
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,464
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,466
@360,447 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Sure you have. I too enjoy this website:
http://www.mondolabia.com/home.php
Sure you have. I too enjoy this website:
http://www.mondolabia.com/home.php
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,469
@previous (C)
lol
Wot ur trying to educate buspup?
All that extra skin which I fully admit to loving cause well there is more to luv - I R Engineer and any Engineer knows that if you have stuff in the way of outlet - Stuff is going to perhaps SPRAY a bit.
buspup has no credentials or experience in such matters.
lol
Wot ur trying to educate buspup?
All that extra skin which I fully admit to loving cause well there is more to luv - I R Engineer and any Engineer knows that if you have stuff in the way of outlet - Stuff is going to perhaps SPRAY a bit.
buspup has no credentials or experience in such matters.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,470
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,473
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,474
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,478
@360,473 (C)
very true. At my work, most patients are not allowed to use the bathroom by themselves. So the workers get the full toilet experience. I've even seen multiple people, pass out and vomit while pooping. Scary stuff.
very true. At my work, most patients are not allowed to use the bathroom by themselves. So the workers get the full toilet experience. I've even seen multiple people, pass out and vomit while pooping. Scary stuff.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,479
@360,474 (B)
No problem. I wasn't arguing with you. I'm just saying we should expect women who wish to hover to be smart enough to put up the damn seat.
No problem. I wasn't arguing with you. I'm just saying we should expect women who wish to hover to be smart enough to put up the damn seat.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,480
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,481
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,482
@360,479 (C)
er yes I know - As I said before they just did not grow up at home raising the seat. Out and about they revert to wot they know. They should but don't. Not something I have seen cause guys just don't see this in USA. In public restrooms where they are either sex in other countries - usually not so clean so one has no clue which sex did the mess. In out and pay no attention and hold nose.
er yes I know - As I said before they just did not grow up at home raising the seat. Out and about they revert to wot they know. They should but don't. Not something I have seen cause guys just don't see this in USA. In public restrooms where they are either sex in other countries - usually not so clean so one has no clue which sex did the mess. In out and pay no attention and hold nose.
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,484
@previous (B)
women dont usually hover over the toilets in their own homes. they sit down. Also, if the urine is on the far end of the seat, its usually done by a man, the front, a woman.
women dont usually hover over the toilets in their own homes. they sit down. Also, if the urine is on the far end of the seat, its usually done by a man, the front, a woman.
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buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,486
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #360,487
@360,484 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Please view this
@360,402 (B)
I said from the get go
> I have many a female friend that tells me they never sit fully down in a public restroom.
So of course they sit down at HOME
Please view this
@360,402 (B)
I said from the get go
> I have many a female friend that tells me they never sit fully down in a public restroom.
So of course they sit down at HOME