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Topic: Wonder bread is yummy and scary.

derpy !hoovesEJmo started this discussion 14 years ago #22,962

Apparently it can last for years...

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #359,664

i'm eating a tunafish sandwich.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #359,666

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Yummy. Mayo or miracle whip?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,668

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
mayo. it's awesome

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,669

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Oo. What else?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,670

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
chopped onion, a little dill, some salt and pepper, chopped celery and love.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,676

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Oh Niiiicccee. I like apple in mine. But love is the best part.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,677

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
my mom makes it with apple. I'm eating an apple. a fiji one. and a bananna.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,678

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
I love apples and bananas but I can't eat bananas. I'm allergic to raw bananas if I eat some raw I get really sick. I can eat them and pudding or cooked otherwise...

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,842

Wonder bread can be embroidered

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,843

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
I like to tear off the crusts, roll a few slices into a little ball and make shapes out of it.

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,844

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Oooooo.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,876

I especially like how if you roll it around in your mouth it turns to paste.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,877

it looks disgusting

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,878

Image went missing@OP

> Apparently it can last for years...

Perhaps not for very more --- Can you spell Bankruptcy Filed 2009 then 2011 and now AGAIN 2012 - Hostess Brands in deeeeeeeeep almost as deeeeeep as USA Debt.

Looking this up because the first time they filed I ran out and stocked up on Hostess Cupcakes - rare I eat them but the very idea I could no longer sent me shopping. At least they will last into next century.

Found this nor have I tasted that Wonder bread in more years then you are alive nor am I joking.

"Wonder bread is produced six days a week. Consumers can determine on which day the loaf of bread was baked by the different colored bag ties"

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)

Wonder bread is the antithesis of European breads. Euro breads have weight to them. Wonder bread is like a fluffy cloud with about as much nutrition as a cloud.

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doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,879

@previous (F)
gross

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,881

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Growing up in California I always heard about Russian black bread. Local bakery's provided all kinds of alternatives, but store bought was usually Wonder bread. Ultra light in weight. My mother never bought that stuff but some of her alternatives did not work for me re sandwich falling apart. Wonder bread sort of sticks to everything like glue so it cannot fall apart.

So when I first started to hit Europe on business trips I always hit a bakery for the local breads. Germany really heavy and great breads. Don't remember a bakery trip in Netherlands. But when I first hit Russia, I hit a bakery and bought several kinds of Russian black breads. Took them back to my hotel and enjoyed for many a day. Each trip I did the same and mostly re Kid thing -

No American has a clue about the Line, Bread Wine and Cheese, because Americans are used to breads more like Fluff.

A loaf of wonder bread will stay fresh for almost forever. In France I noticed that unless you eat French bread the moment you buy it, its hard as a rock a few hours later. Lots of French breads here and the best are flown down from San Francisco daily. One famous bakery in Los Angeles and one in San Diego make something almost as good, and they last about 2 days before becoming hard as a ROCK.

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Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,889

I would like to try this.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,892

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lol Beer & Wonderbread.

Not so good for Greens liver.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,893

@previous (F)
Get that MD, then get back to me. Thanks.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,894

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
he is correct

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,895

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
And where did you get your MD? Thanks.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,896

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
classified thanks

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,904

@359,893 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Get that (insert American qualification here) and talk to me. Thanks.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #360,295

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
If I was in trouble my liver would hurt.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #360,296

@359,893 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
> lol Beer & Wonderbread.

Not so good for Greens liver.

Corrected to say lol Massive amounts of Beer n Booze & Wonderbread is Not so good for Greens live - Plus it will turn Green to Yellow.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #360,312

i love wonder bread
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