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Topic: automatic transmission master race report in

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw started this discussion 14 years ago #22,951

vroom vroom
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
I drive an automatic and am automatically a cool guy 6 67%
I drive a manual and im choking on a million dicks 3 33%

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #359,544

I drive a manual

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,545

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
cut or uncut?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 36 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,546

atheism vs religion go

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,547

Manual master race here. MPG is better, performance is better, usability of the car is better, control of the engine is superior.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,548

Externally hosted imagevroom vroom

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,549

@359,547 (D)
cant hear you with your mouth full of cocks

(◣_◢)┌∩┐ !ZZZYzLybAc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,554

I drive an automatic, but I prefer manual.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,558

Amerifats confirmed for complete idiots.

> hill starts are sooo hard
> clutch is so hard to press
> gotta think what gear I'm in
> herp derp vroom vroom

All I can see from this is that a dumb box full of gears is smarter than the average american automatic driver. If you can't keep track of what gearn you're in, sync your hand with your leg, and make use of the e-brake... I have bad news for you...

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,559

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
We won WW2 for y'all, you can have your silly little gear boxes. We killed hitler.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #359,560

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)

> We won WW2 for y'all, you can have your silly little gear boxes. We killed hitler.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #359,561

@359,559 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Lol.

Let me compare your automatic transmissions with the stealth bombers you got guys. It might be the most "advanced" tech in the skyes, but all it takes is a crazy skilled serbian with manually controled fire arms to take it down.

Enjoy your automatics, I'll use my skills and get the most out of my cars :)

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #359,563

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
Actually stealth bonber fly so high you can't hit them with manual firearms or anti aircraft guns for that matter.

Also a stealth bomber pretty much flies itself with sophisticated avionics. Just like an automatic transmission.

Old bi-planes let you shift gears though.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #359,565

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_down_of_F-117

That's how advanced your automatic transmission is aswell...

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #359,568

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
Sorry, that plane was shot down with an anti-aircraft missile, not a manual weapon system. Sure you can compare automatic systems to other automatic systems. Shoot one down with guns aimed by eyes, that'd be something.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #359,569

@359,565 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
> As of September 2012, this was the first and so far only time an F-117 was shot down. It was also the first time that a stealth aircraft has been shot down in the history of military aviation.

So you're saying automatics are as good as any other cars and have only failed once in recorded history, right? That's quite unlike those nice prop planes you guys rely on that are made of paper and a decent wind can destroy them.
That sounds pretty spot on.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,572

@359,568 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Anti-aircraft =/= guided. It was manually aimed onto the stealth bomber.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,606

USA! USA! USA!

Anonymous H double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,607

christians r fags lol
uncircumcised dicks r better lol
PS 3 has NO GAEMS
Macs r 4 fags lol


lolololololol

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,609

OP, I'm not a pretentious faggot who imagines his four dour sedan to be a fucking Ferrari. So yes, I do indeed drive an automatic.

(edit: I'm also not a poorfag)

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