Topic: Happy birthday Ash!
beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc started this discussion 14 years ago #22,949
Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #359,521
Thank you!
derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,523
Happy birthday Ash!Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #359,524
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,530
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,531
Autism thread general?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,532
Happy birthday, bud!I'd post a more relevant picture, but I'm on my iPod so you can have this stock picture instead!
@OP
> Becky
> posting ponies
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,534
Ash have 10 Miles of Happy Birthday on MeAnonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,535
squeegee was here
Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,543
@359,530 (D)
@359,534 (G)
@359,532 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (H)
Thank you!
@359,531 (E)
One day in March, 2005, I now go to Fashion Square, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu Scrapbook, and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free.
Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC, and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.
@359,534 (G)
@359,532 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (H)
Thank you!
@359,531 (E)
One day in March, 2005, I now go to Fashion Square, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu Scrapbook, and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free.
Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC, and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,571
Happy b-day Ash!
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,574
@359,543 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
> I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.
You had the fucking balls to ask her; That took guts. So update us on what you have run into since?
> I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.
You had the fucking balls to ask her; That took guts. So update us on what you have run into since?
Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,586
@previous (G)I was just copying and pasting something CWC said
Hmmm the last really embarassing thing I actually did IRL was get ridiculously, ridiculously drunk (even at 3.5%, 20+ pints will do that to you) and profess my love to some girl I'd just met
Except I was so drunk I couldn't see anything
So I said it to the wrong girl, lol.
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,590
@previous (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)> So I said it to the wrong girl, lol.
Major lulz
Once in a Sushi bar - walked too, so no limits on shots of other liquids and massive amounts of Saki - Girl next to me was just out of Betty Ford Rehab - I guess the best thing was, she had girl parts but that is the only good thing I could say about her. Only twice in my life have I let booze and gals get out of hand er 3X's er 4 - I think 4 is about it.
Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,595
@previous (G)
Actually I failed to score a few months ago because I drank to the point of passing out. And I'd already injured myself by then so I pretty much just died in this nightclub and woke up with my head on a table to my friend speaking to this girl, and she tried saying something to me but I just told her she couldn't talk loud enough and to stop bothering me and then I fell sideways and passed out again. I think I might also have thrown up at that point.
And when I woke up again about 40 minutes later she was not there, then we left. The next day he mournfully told me that she was open to a threesome but my predicament prevented this. So there went my chance at eiffeling. Oh well.
I also apparently got banned from a takeaway restaurant that night
Such zany adventures
Actually I failed to score a few months ago because I drank to the point of passing out. And I'd already injured myself by then so I pretty much just died in this nightclub and woke up with my head on a table to my friend speaking to this girl, and she tried saying something to me but I just told her she couldn't talk loud enough and to stop bothering me and then I fell sideways and passed out again. I think I might also have thrown up at that point.
And when I woke up again about 40 minutes later she was not there, then we left. The next day he mournfully told me that she was open to a threesome but my predicament prevented this. So there went my chance at eiffeling. Oh well.
I also apparently got banned from a takeaway restaurant that night
Such zany adventures
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,605
@previous (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
The one true regret I have re Booze and Girls is the time I decided to accept invite from a loooong time gal friend. She was a couple of years older and wiser when I met her. She used to read from her diary all the juicy stuff. Things I was clueless about. Really nice rack. But we were just very good friends. Few years later she invited me over and I was in a major relationship (Engaged)
Well on that couch with her rack almost in my face I decided to ask for a drink and kept mixing stuff up for her and then then then - Was to boozed up to preform all that well - But I felt so fucking ashamed of that it taught me a life's lesson. That was the LAST Time I ever mixed booze and sex as a starting off point. Never ever again!!! Couple of minor mistrakes since that could have been awful.
Bottom line is - I have said lets wait till we both are more sober before hitting the sack for the first time - Once and only once did that blow it for me. Did NOT have that 2nd chance. I mean we came close so close I miss what I did not get - but still feel more better about my ethics.
The one true regret I have re Booze and Girls is the time I decided to accept invite from a loooong time gal friend. She was a couple of years older and wiser when I met her. She used to read from her diary all the juicy stuff. Things I was clueless about. Really nice rack. But we were just very good friends. Few years later she invited me over and I was in a major relationship (Engaged)
Well on that couch with her rack almost in my face I decided to ask for a drink and kept mixing stuff up for her and then then then - Was to boozed up to preform all that well - But I felt so fucking ashamed of that it taught me a life's lesson. That was the LAST Time I ever mixed booze and sex as a starting off point. Never ever again!!! Couple of minor mistrakes since that could have been awful.
Bottom line is - I have said lets wait till we both are more sober before hitting the sack for the first time - Once and only once did that blow it for me. Did NOT have that 2nd chance. I mean we came close so close I miss what I did not get - but still feel more better about my ethics.
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,647
Congratulations!