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Topic: Official Minichan Presidential Electionâ„¢

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,891

The most accurate pollster to go by. This will determine the future overlord of (some of) us.

Who do you vote for to be president?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Barack Obama 8 40%
Mitt Romney 1 5%
Ron Paul 2 10%
Matt Miller 2 10%
Rod Pornhammer - 0%
K S - 0%
Kimmo Alm 6 30%
Other 1 5%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #358,831

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,836

President Alm's America would be horrible. He would make grammatical errors a capital offense and use taxpayer money to keep AT up.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,837

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
assuming he wouldn't make it mandatory to make quality topics every day it wouldn't be particularly expensive

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,838

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
@358,836 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
and exterminate all fucktarded trolls and non-white people

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,839

@previous (E)
please play utmeskitten to see why that is a great idea

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 6 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,840

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Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #358,841

@358,839 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
implying i dont play the steam port daily

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #358,842

@358,837 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Of course he'd make that mandatory. Put it in the constitution, even.

Rememeber that feature on AT that rated how "good" you were based on your activity? Everybody in America would have one of those assigned to them. If somebody's rating ever became "bad" then police (or "wiseguys" as they would then be called) would be dispatched to bring that person in for immediate execution.

@358,838 (E)
Indeed. He would not hesitate to shitlist people from life.

@previous (E)
It should be on Steam's Greenlight thing. Obviously.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #358,844

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

oh that sounds like some shit would go down

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #358,847

@358,842 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
the handy trollbuster 2000 would replace all courts, prisons and police forces as an automated judge, jury and executioner. the board would be his sic obviously

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #358,852

@previous (E)
Well that just makes sense. As we all know, the trollbuster 2000 is infalliable.

Also, saying his real name out loud would be a capital offense.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #358,856

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
if he receives more votes then op will be the first on the chopping block for not using Sysop instead

@everyone else
please vote for glorious future AnTopia

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,892

@358,847 (E)
damlol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,145

Why isn't becky on the list?

fuck you

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,147

@previous (G)
She would be a terrible president. She would send out abusive and unusual mail to citizens.

She would probably enact pro-cat laws, though, so actually she'd be an excellent president.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,150

KimmoA for president.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,157

@359,145 (G)
She is trapped in a binder. That's why.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,363

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