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Topic: I Don't Like To Wipe My Ass

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,878

when I take a shit. It feels peculiar. So I just say "fuck it" and pull my pants up. But sometimes, the shit actually broke off before it comes all the way out, and it gets stuck between my cheeks.

Soon this shit starts drying into little nuggets and gets stuck in my ass. So what I do at night is pick the little nuggets of shit out of my fingernails and onto the floor. But sometimes the shit dries and sticks to my ass hairs. So I have to pull the hair right out of my ass with the shit still on it.

After months of pulling shit with hair on them out of my ass, I started to become accustomed to it, and every day I'd get a little boner from it, each a little harder than the first.

Soon, I couldn't take it any more. I would take the little nuggets of shit and put them in my hand and beat off. It felt so good... the best orgasm I'd ever had.

So I started to take the little nuggets, and put them up the hole in my dick... it hurt... but it felt so good. Then I would jerk off and watch the little nuggets of dried shit attached to my ass hairs ooze out of my dick in a creamy mixture of semen and blood.

I urge everyone of you to try this...It'll be the best orgasm you've ever had.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #358,666

Enjoy your UTI, and hepatitus. lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,667

@previous (B)
lol tell that to the people at the mcdonalds I work at

you wouldnt beleive what ive done

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,669

@previous (A)
I would believe it. Many, many people are dirty hazardous bitches.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,671

@previous (B)
have you ever wiped your ass with a bun

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,672

@previous (A)
no, because it would be ineffective in removing feces,because fecal contamination can sicken and kill people, and it would give you an awful case of the dreaded crumb bum.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,692

I puked a little. Thanks, OP. Actually, fuck you.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,694

you're a sick bastard OP

Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,725

@358,671 (A)

I thought you didn't like wiping your ass.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,729

my god

thead is sticky

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,732

@previous (F)
Scatchan, probably now owns MC.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,747

lol

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,758

@358,732 (G)
Nah. There aren't any topics harassing female posters or 15 other topics about poop.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,046

turd bump

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,048

@previous (A)
Explain yourself.
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