Topic: If you were a cat, whom would you like as an owner?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,854
Well?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| buspuppie | 2 | 7% | |
| r04r | 7 | 24% | |
| Killer Lettuce | 3 | 10% | |
| Becky | 9 | 31% | |
| Ks | 3 | 10% | |
| Walter | - | 0% | |
| to4str | 4 | 14% | |
| Fake anon | 1 | 3% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #358,353
simAnonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #358,379
harleen
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,420
becky, obviously!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 50 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,424
Cat logic rating sheet
buspuppie: (2/10)
Cons: Known dog lover. "puppie" right there in her screen name. Big turn-off.
Killer Lettuce: (3/10)
Cons: Not sure why lettuce is so important, but this one might not leave any good food around.
Fake anon: (5/10)
Pros: Probably has shelves full of rectangular, papery scratching pads.
Cons: May get angry when you scratch them.
Walter: (5/10)
Pros: Sleeps with a giant fish.
Cons: Not a real fish.
to4str: (5/10)
Pros: Owns a laser pointer.
Cons: May have children around the house.
Ks: (8/10)
Pros: Generally responsible and capable.
Cons: Leaves for days at a time.
Becky: (8/10)
Pros: Definite cat person.
Cons: May attract other cats.
r04r: (9/10 - best overall score)
Pros: Name sounds like a big cat. Can capture other people's mice.
buspuppie: (2/10)
Cons: Known dog lover. "puppie" right there in her screen name. Big turn-off.
Killer Lettuce: (3/10)
Cons: Not sure why lettuce is so important, but this one might not leave any good food around.
Fake anon: (5/10)
Pros: Probably has shelves full of rectangular, papery scratching pads.
Cons: May get angry when you scratch them.
Walter: (5/10)
Pros: Sleeps with a giant fish.
Cons: Not a real fish.
to4str: (5/10)
Pros: Owns a laser pointer.
Cons: May have children around the house.
Ks: (8/10)
Pros: Generally responsible and capable.
Cons: Leaves for days at a time.
Becky: (8/10)
Pros: Definite cat person.
Cons: May attract other cats.
r04r: (9/10 - best overall score)
Pros: Name sounds like a big cat. Can capture other people's mice.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,428
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,543
buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,551
I'll bet Harleen would be really nice to her cats.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,567
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #457,017
Bump
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #457,019
I voted for myself.
So I would be a cat, being looked after by myself.
So I would be a cat, being looked after by myself.
dw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #457,021
I wish to change my vote from Becky to literally anyone else
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Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #457,022
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #457,023
> Ks: (8/10)
> Pros: Generally responsible and capable.
> Cons: Leaves for days at a time.
arent kats generally antisocial animals? how would this be an issue?
> Pros: Generally responsible and capable.
> Cons: Leaves for days at a time.
arent kats generally antisocial animals? how would this be an issue?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #457,025
@457,022 (E)
Yes they do. They always count.
@previous (J)
Actually, cats feel vulnerable when left alone in a house. It makes them feel like they must defend their territory by themselves.
Yes they do. They always count.
@previous (J)
Actually, cats feel vulnerable when left alone in a house. It makes them feel like they must defend their territory by themselves.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #457,026
beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 years later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,091
Would like to revisit this question
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,092
Ninjj.
Dream Catcher joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,164
i am a very good cat owner I would want to be my cat I love my cat so much I want her to be human and to be her cat... she has such a kind soul...
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,169
@802,091 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
> Would like to revisit this question
Agreed. The poll results don't look nearly enough like a penis.
> Would like to revisit this question
Agreed. The poll results don't look nearly enough like a penis.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,179
I voted for becky..
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,183
Becky, would you adopt bert if bert was a cat?
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,204
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